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Non-Imperial DB meets Legate Fasendil one time while wandering in the Rift and takes a liking to him, so he comes back later just to say hi or bring something nice for the camp or what have you.

Unfortunately since he's not with the Legion, he can't be allowed to sit around in Fasendil's tent and look at all the intel.

Unless, of course, he'd allow himself to be blindfolded.

Bonuses:
-if the DB is a Bosmer
-if Fasendil has issues putting on the blindfold for whatever reason (butterfingers, long hair getting in the way, etc.)

The Dragonborn is captured by a dragon before he is able to visit the Greybeards and learn how to defend himself. He is turned into a slave.
Impossible dragon sex happens.

Please have the dragon's cock be huge and inhumanly shaped. Barbed, ridged, knotted, flared, whatever.

Addictive/healing jizz is a bonus.

OP likes hir Dragonborn to be a wood elf, but I'm not picky. I just want dragonsex.

Cicero knows his duty. He knows the ceremonies by heart, though he's had no one to preform them for.

But now the Listener is here! The trials of the Listener will be many, and the lessons will be hard, but Cicero is patient, and the Listener will know in time that this was all for the best.

BDSM, dubcon, edging, CBT and whatever else that can be thought of, please.

I would like to see the slutborn screw various NPCs (list below) during her travels throughout Skyrim. Weave this into a story or just do one-shots with the NPCs - it does not matter.

This will also be quite a long prompt to fill. I want the slutborn to be female and Nord (sticking with the whole Dragonborn is a Nord and Skyrim thing).

Below is the list of the slutborn's fancies: (Regarding the cities/towns - you can do each and everyone on the list in that town or just a select few from the list in that town)

1. DAWNSTAR: Nazir, Rustleif, Ravam Verethi
2. FALKREATH: Arnbjorn, Veezara, Runil, Jarl Siddgeir
3. MARKARTH: Borkul the Beast, Uraccen, Kleppr, Calcelmo, Ondolemar, Aicantar
4. MORTHAL: Alva, Idgrod the Younger
5. RIFTEN: Marcurio, Talen-Jei, Madesi, Indaryn, Romlyn Dreth, Haelga, Brand-Shei, Tythis Ulen, Ungrien, Dravin Llanith, Harrald, Sibbi Black-Briar, Mercer Frey, Niruin
6. SOLITUDE: Viarmo, Irnskar Iron-Hand, Melaran, Jaree-Ra, Jordis the Sword-Maiden
7. WHITERUN: Amren, Jarl Balgruuf the Greater, Farengar Secret-Fire, Anoriath, Elrindir, Mallus Maccius, Eorlund Gray-Mane, Athis, Skjor
8. WINDHELM: Scouts-Many-Marshes, Susanna the Wicked, Calder, Revyn Sadri, Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak, Nurelion, Ulundil
9. WINTERHOLD: Ancano, Savos Aren, Enthir, J'zargo, Drevis Neloren, Nelacar, Malur Seloth
10. DRAGON BRIDGE: Commander Maro
11. IVARSTEAD: Gwilin
12. RIVERWOOD: Alvor, Faendal, Hod
13. SHOR'S STONE: Filnjar, Sylgja
14. DUSHNIKH YAL: Chief Burguk, Shel
15. MOR KHAZGUR: Chief Larak
16. IMPERIAL CAMP (the Rift): Legate Fasendil
17. DARKWATER CROSSING: Darkeethus, Sondas Drenim, Annekke Crag-Jumper
18. KYNESGROVE: Roggi Knot-Beard
19. WANDERERS: Ri'Saad, Kharjo, Old Orc, M'aiq the Liar

(Please excuse me and my odd attractions lol)

Acceptable: Threesomes/Moresomes, Cheating (as you can see, some of the NPCs are married), anything goes really.
Non-acceptable: Bathroom play.

Is there an author out there who can fill this with smutty goodness? Oh please let there be! Anon is dying for this to happen.

After being repeatedly rejected, the dragonborn uses vampiric seduction to get the person they always wanted.

Give me smut :)
Don't care about race or gender of DB or LI

Every time I a start a new game, I can't help but feel really sorry for the Stormcloak soldier who bravely goes to the chopping block before my character is summoned to face the same end.
What a shame... He is a perfect speciman of a Nord and my F!DG would gladly get intimate with him, if only his head remained on his shoulders!
Since Alduin makes his appearence like 5 minutes after his death, I always wonder: "what if he let the priestess finish her prayer? That would gain him enough time to avoid execution, just like it happens to the Dragonborn"
So, basically, I would like a story based upon this particular turn of events.
What if it's him, not Ralof or Hadvar, who helps the F!DG escape from Helgen? What if they find shelter somewhere and start to develop a true friendship, cemented by the deathly experience? What if this closeness leads, at a certain point, to a romantic involvement?

It could really develop in every way since we know nothing about him, not even his name. We can just assume that he is really dedicated to the cause, fearless and even a bit sarcastic (I love his "For the love of Talos, shut up and let's get this over with. I haven't got all morning" line :D)

I don't have particular kinks or race preferences, just go wild and give me something to satisfy my curiosity!

I'd love to see a fill where a Skyrim NPC - I say NPC and not a Dragonborn because it'd be interesting to see this from someone we know and wouldn't necessarily expect - finds love or at least a roll in the hay and undresses for someone.

But it turns out they're covered - and I mean covered, at least torso and arms and maybe a full body suit - in tattoos. Expansive, intricate, colorful, beautiful, or maybe faded from years gone by. What are they? Cultural pride, a faction affiliation, a memorial for a lost loved one, just for kicks, a source of pride or shame, all of the above? In any case, the love interest finds them faaascinating.

My most specific idea for this is one where Erandur is covered in Vaermina cult tats from his younger days, and long after his conversion to Mara he still has to live with them. But consider this prompt open for other ideas.

Big Yes: Elves and Beast Races*, I'm pretty meh on humans honestly
Big No: non con, dub con, icky wastes what come outs yer body

*dunno why a Khajiit would ruin their coat to get tatted, but they could be the other party

This might be an odd one, but it is something that struck me today like a lightning bolt, and now I'm dying to see it done.

Whether F!DB or M!DB, I just want to fast forward ten, twenty-- maybe even only two or five-- years to when Skyrim is at (relative) peace, the dust has settled significantly, and the Dragonborn is not needed anymore. Bandits/crime rate is low, and handled by hold guards and Imperial/Stormcloak (whoever won) patrols. With Alduin defeated, dragons are long gone, slain for good by the Dragonborn and never coming back. DB and his/her spouse have settled down somewhere, and are living a quiet life.

Thing is, these are two people who did not plan for a quiet life. Two adventurous, strong people who don't know what to do now that their bow/broadsword/daggers/staff/shield are hung up above the mantle and they are not needed. Life is bland, stale... boring. And so is their marriage. They've grown apart as they've lost themselves.

I want to see that aftermath struggle, with the DB and LI having to figure out who they are now-- and how to love each other again. What do they do? How do they work it out?

LI suggestions: Anyone used to an action-filled life. (Companions, sellswords, housecarls(?), etc.) Very open.

Want: Anything "tame," predominantly fluff, I'd guess-- but, again, this is very open to interpretation. Once the romance is rekindled in the marriage, why not sexytimes galore, amirite? ;)

Any race, either gender DB, but please a het couple. :)

Mods, I am so sorry. What is tagging for something open like this? :C

Because I'm a sucker for a man in uniform.

So, I've noticed there are a lot of Stormcloaks here on the kinkmeme, and that's cool, I can certainly see the appeal, but it's just not for me. All those previous games spent fighting for the Empire, I just can't turn on it now because they were coerced into a bad treaty.

Anyway, then there's Tullius, no where near as inspiring or charismatic as Ulfric but I really don't think he's any less passionate. And he has a rough job, just got out of a war with the Dominion only to be tasked with ending an uprising in one of the Empire's founding provinces. Besides, I'd be willing to bet he knows that the Thalmor are playing Ulfric like a lute.

Anyway, the man needs some loving. In a strange land, only half-sure those around him want to see him win. He seriously needs a hug and then some.

My main thing is that he remain in-character. Bethesda did a good job of making a foil to Ulfric and it'd be a shame to waste it.

Anyway, maybe the LI (OC, DB, or NPC, are all fine) has served under him for years. Maybe they were neutral until they saw the segregation in Windhelm ot Thalmor dossier on Ulfric. Maybe they're actually a Stormcloak who has come to respect their opponent. That's up to you.

I'd prefer het but slash is fine. I'd also request a Redguard just because they need more representation but I'm not against any race either. Bonus points if, when going with a Redguard, that you somehow include that they usually have an issue with authority. Squicks include bathroom, blood, and dub/non-con.

And this was more lecture than prompt, sorry about that. >.

So we all know that Elenwen was an interrogator before becoming First Emissary, and you don’t rise through the ranks of the Thalmor by being incompetent. The current torturer at the Thalmor Embassy even seems to be a bit of a fanboy - he sent her a letter that said her expertise would be welcome if she wanted to audit his technique. I get the impression that she was really, REALLY good at her job.

Poor Ulfric.

I want to know what it took to break him during the Great War. He loses his cool completely when he spots her during Season Unending – show me why.

OP woke up from a nightmare the other night with a horridly wonderful prompt idea.
Our DB is an assassin with a rather... unorthodox way of getting the job done. But what kills the target kills the target, and s/he is completely open to experimentation. During an assassination, our DB gets a morbidly terrific idea. They lure the target into their bed, possibly with a few drinks or so, and sexytimes are expected -- but our poor target doesn't get exactly what they were hoping for.
Do they die via more orgasms than their body can handle? Is it so strong that their heart craps out? In the case of a male target, does our DB choose to back up his orgasms enough so that the backup causes some unpleasant effects, with relatively the same premise as the first?
As for squicks, my dear fellow kmemers, I have none. Like, literally none. Con would obviously be dub- or non-, and death is also a kink. Please, go wild!

Well, we all know that Skyrim is home to those stud Nords and we all know that Nords are big and muscular. But what if the new-to-Skyrim Dragonborn (pref nonNord) doesn't know this and pleasently suprised because they've got a major muscle kink?

Show me a new-to-Skyrim DB reacting to the muscular Nords of Skyrim

Double points for a absolute flirt DB

Squinks: Non-con or dub or scat

So there seems to be rather a lack of stuff specifically focusing on The Most Adorable Housecarl In Skyrim.

This must needs be remedied.

This anon would like to request anything at all regarding Jordis the Sword-Maiden, whether it's hot, sweaty sexytimes or just plain gen or what. Anything at all is quite welcome.

Has anyone besides me wondered why Torvar of the Companions is such a drunk? Why he really joined the Companions, and how is it they let him stay if he's such a wash of mead? If he's good enough of a fighter to be considered a Companion while perpetually sloshed, can you imagine how brilliant he'd be sober? ~~OP can, and the image is nice.~~

Along that line, what if he shaved? Got a haircut? Cleaned up? ~~Bulked up?~~

And what could ever inspire him to do so?

How about a stunning, combat-competent piece of F!Dragonborn?

Basically, I want to see Torvar and F!DB as bros. So much so that Torvar's feelings move past "bros" and he is inspired to clean up, so he can be ready to say something if F!DB ever dons a certain amulet. YANNO WUT I'M SAYIN? *waggley eyebrows*

Long, short and sweet, fluff, sexytimes, solo Torvar pining for F!DB, or vice versa-- I'm not picky!

Any race F!DB, but would prefer not Altmer or Breton.

Squicks: Noncon, dubcon, scat, anything "dark." Otherwise, go wild! :D

I second this, and if no one takes it up. I would love to try and write this story.

So I just went to see my dear old friend Erandur, but when I came to him, he greeted me "Azuras wisdom to you, friend". Wtf? Priest of Mara greeting me in the name of a daedric lord?

... is there something you´d like to tell me, Erandur?

Coupled with his obvious fascination with Vaermina still, even after he gave up on worshipping her, I think Erandur is not all he seems to be.

I´d like to see a fic where Erandur either lied about leaving Vaermina, or started "backsliding", maybe influenced by staying at the actual temple of Vaermina?

How would the DB react? Do they start to suspect? If yes, when? Are they completely oblivious until Erandur... does something to them or in front of them that can only be done by a daedric priest?

Sex not necessary, but welcome :) Db can be any race or gender, but Nords preferred.

Squicks: non-con, mutilation, death of main characters, infidelity, the usual bathroom stuff.

The DB rescues a hostage/prisoner/etc. from the Thalmor/Falmer/bandits/etc. who then repays the DB with sexy times.

Either gender Dragonborn and prisoner, though femslash and het are pref.

Bonus if a relationship develops from their continued interaction.

I want to see some good old fashioned rape. A young Breton girl in the Reach is taken by Forsworn and gang raped in the hopes that she will become pregnant and her newborn child sacrificed to the old gods. Of course the Forsworn don't believe in wasteful behaviour so any women in the group interested get the opportunity to rape the girl as well, should the A!A be interested in femmeslash.

Squicks include scat or watersports but other than that everything goes. Bonus points for double penetration, forced orgasms and bloodplay.

Tullius having to grit his teeth and work with the Thalmor even though he hates them gets mentioned several times in-game. But what about Rikke, who actually worships Talos, and has even more reason to hate them? She must have to work with them too - they're headquartered right in Castle Dour. I'd love to see how that would work out, because I'm sure she would find a way to be as snarky and rude and unhelpful as possible while being just subtle enough that they couldn't call her on it. Because Rikke's a badass like that.

I just can't help myself - I'm attracted to snarky men. More importantly, I'm attracted to the very sassy Marcurio and the extremely grumpy Guild Master Mercer Frey.

I feel these two have a lot of potential for some sassy, cracky times. As long as it includes them and a lot of back-talking, I'll be satisfied!

Squicks include usual bathroom duty stuff.

Basically exactly what the title says. Female Breton (over the age of eighteen please) brutally gangraped by a band of Forsworn in the Reach in the hopes that she will eventually bear a child who will be sacrificed to the local hagraven/the old gods, etc. etc. Any female Forsworn get in on the action too if the A!A wishes to include femmeslash. I'm kind of looking for a very dark, bloody story.

Bonus points for double penetration, deepthroating, sexual sadism, biting and forced orgasm.

Squicks include scat and watersports.

My apologies if this comment shows up twice but I cannot see the first one so I'm reposting.

I'd like to read anything with a FtM!DB being a BAMF. I'd like the M!LI(s) to embrace it in their own ways. Particularly would like to see post-dragon death sex, with the Dragonborn talking in dragon language. Possibly have the DB be a submissive who develops more dominant tendencies the more souls he absorbs.

Please no body dysmorphia or depression. Transphobia is allowed so long as it's confronted, and no fetishising trans*. Everything else is fair game.

Oh - any trans* in Skyrim recs would be most welcome, too.

Am I the only one who can seem so potential behind this? Can someone take pity on this prompter!anon's?

Male Nord DB is in a loving marriage with Aela. They just both happen to be vicious predators.

One of the games they play is that they go out into the woods, strip naked, and one of them runs like hell. The other shifts into wolf form, hunts them down, and fucks them for hours. Dubcon, with the "prey" always struggling against but very much enjoying being hunted and taken by the "predator" and greatly looking forward to the next time they will get to be the predator.

Either of them can be predator or prey (would love it if both get written, Aela as Predator and DB as Predator), but the predator is always in beast form and the preay always naked unarmed human.

I would love if they decide who is the predator by cointoss.

So. Creepy and overly specific but it's what i want.

Okay, so according to what I understand about the lore (correct me if I'm wrong), the whole dragonborn power is a 'gift' by Akatosh, bestowed upon a mortal deemed as worthy. But I always had this sort of headcanon that a dragonborn is somehow (directly or indirectly) the daughter/son of Akatosh, and is therefore not entirely mortal, similar to being a demigod. Now, this doesn't mean that the DB has always been this amazing, super powerful being, but they were always special.

However, upon each soul absorbed, the DB begins to feel very drastic changes come about them, something they can't explain or put into words; the thing is, everyone around the DB (the LI maybe?) notices these changes too. A gradual change in eye color (I read a fic on this meme wherein the F!DB's eye color changes to a dragon's gold color after returning from Sovengarde and it's been another headcanon ever since); where the DB used to be merry and have fun or what have you, they now begin to find 'mortal' celebrations and happiness increasingly foreign; they begin to speak more regularly in the dragon tongue; they begin to take on characteristics of their Dragon brethren; maybe the dragonborn even stops aging among friends and family who continue on towards old age, etc etc. Anything you can think of!

Slowly, the dragonborn becomes something ethereal and something similar (though not quite) to omnipotent, a being that has a literal inhuman presence about them that slowly takes away any 'humanity', leaving a weary dragon trapped forever inside a 'mortal' shell.

So, how does the DB's love interest and/or friends feel about the gradual loss of their loved one? Is it a tragic tale, the DB turning into a martyr? Or does the DB find some way to accomodate to her/his new position as a living legend/inhuman being trapped in a mortal body? How do the dragons react? Do they pity her/him, do they try to take her/him away to live in solitude with them? I'm so curious about what this meme can do with this idea!

TL;DR: The dragonborn slowly becomes more god-like/more representative of their dragon soul, gradually losing their personality and love for mortal life; much to the sorrow of LI, friends, and family.

I'd prefer a female dragonborn, just because I love the idea of this striking (though not necessarily beautiful if that's not your inspiration) goddess-esque warrior queen with dragon-gold eyes scaring the piss out of soldiers and Jarls alike.

M!DB/Fasendil, blindfold

Dragon/M!DB, slavery, rape/non-con

Cicero/M!DB,

F!Dragonborn/Multiple 'Slutborn'

Vampiric Seduction

F!DG/Beheaded!Stormcloak!Soldier - What if?

Tattoos, tattoos, tattoos!

Het DB/LI - After "Happily Ever After"

Gimmie some Tullius!

That Thalmor bitch

DB/Assassination Target -- Death By Snoosnoo

Muscle Kink

Jordis

F!DB/Torvar - From Drunk to Hunk

Tovar

Fake Erandur

DB/Prisoner