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Happy Holidays, fellow Kinkmemers! I have returned and have no reasonable excuse for my absence except LIFE. I will be working on updating the archives. If anyone sees anything amiss, please let me know.

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The more dedicated people we have in this Meme the less chance of it dying. I admit that being the sole keeper of the Meme is not great for the fandom. If something were to happen to me, for good, this place would go the way of the Fallout Kink Meme. Let's not let that happen! If anyone would be interested in Modding/Archiving, please drop me a line. Thanks! <3

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I was fangirling around him at Korvanjund! I was always next to him because I was afraid he would die !

I need more Ralof in my life too!

The game mentions Vilkas having Ysgramor’s brains and Farkas his strength, something that comes out a bit when Farkas mentions that Vilkas called the Dragonborn the new Kodlak but he didn’t know what that meant. So that resulted in this strange little idea in my mind where Farkas is still as innocent as they get, because he’s “slow” and doesn’t know what to do with a woman (sorry dear Farkas but the story won’t work otherwise).

Vilkas decides to teach him, with the help of the DB (practice makes perfect right?). This can happen before or after she becomes the Harbinger. Also the DB can be aware of Vilkas’ plan to teach his brother and agree to it or be coaxed into it, or she’s not aware at all (maybe she’s bound and blindfolded and deaf permanently or temporarily by magic or something).

I imagine him starting with the basics, but maybe they have more ‘sessions’ and they continue their lessons in the more kinky and dirty realms.

Looking for a human F!DB, Farkas being a virgin, Vilkas being an expert on sex and teaching his brother. From there go wherever you want with this prompt, my only squicks are bloodplay and waterworks/scat, other than that you can make it as sweet or dirty as you want.

The first time I played the game I freaked out when I didn't see him at the Battle of Solitude and went sprinting back to Riverwood, afraid that he'd died somehow without me knowing. I was a little embarassed about it afterward, actually, but seriously. He's one of the few people in Skyrim who saves the Dragonborn's life, and not the other way around. I felt like I owed him.

This is Miraak!anon! I've been working on that piece I mentioned on and off, still intending it to be a oneshot, then I went and blinked and it has sort of developed into a full length fic... There is a very, very slow build up to the (real) sex and there's a slight undertone of horror/mindgames (for the breaking of our protagonist to be believable). I'm wondering if this is okay, my dear OP? If you feel this is a little more wayward than you'd like I'll refrain from posting it here and direct you to the mirror on my ff account if you'd still like to read it.

And I hope the other a!a's don't mind! I feel awful for not even asking if it was all right; I kind of just bulled my way on in here.

OP here. OMG That was LOVELY!! I love how you wrote this!! Love that last line and Mercer's! LOL A Billion Thanks for writing his writeranon!!! <3

Sometimes you just gotta smack them upside the head....

Im also looking forward to if/when you donthat pregnancy fill on page 3 (I believe it was you who was interested, unless there's another GalmarxF!Breton DB on page 3)

Anyway, your words rock and I am looking forward to this!

OP here, this is freaking awesome! Im excited that someone filled this and for it to be the begining of a great story, its just icing on the cake. Keep it up, I would love to see where this goes.

I'm happy with platonic or slash, either is great. my only squicks are bathroom and non con, other then that I'm down for anything:)

Writeranon here! I'm glad you liked it, I'm all for ticking off Mercer too!

Yaaaaay I'm so excited! This has the potential to be god damned adorable.

Ahhh what a good prompt, seconded! For me the reason he ended up getting dragged around by me was because I installed a mod :D I like to imagine he is very annoyed by my antics, and would love to see someone take a stab at this.

Aww yiss, I'll always second a prompt like this.

I feel the same too.
I didn't see him at the Battle of Solitude and when I came back to Riverwoord he was at the Inn, no need to say that I felt better after :) And he was smiling <3

Always had a 'thing' for Aela. Can someone please fill with her and the PC having some sexy time? :D I don't really mind how its done, just as long as she is involved somehow.

Not OP but if you aren't posting that here you better damn well give this nonny the link! Miraak? Mind games? HOT DRAGONBORN SEXYTIEMZ OHYESPLZ. You are a gift from the gods, beautiful A!A.

I like Hjerim, but damn. Never have I been more tempted to move away - or to murder someone with my otherwise very law-abiding character - than when one of my adopted daughters informed me Rolff Stone-Fist told her not to play in the Gray Quarter.

Can I have a Dragonborn explaining to their kids that Rolff is a racist ass and they're free to talk to Dunmer and Argonians all they like? And DB's heart breaking a little because he/she wishes that the kids could be spared from how dark and ugly the world is sometimes?

Farkas – Master of Seduction

Spring was a difficult time for Farkas. Between the changes in weather, the pollen and mating season, Farkas could barely wrap his head around it all. Usually, he tried to ignore as much of it as possible and just follow his twin’s lead, but this spring was proving to be even more difficult. This spring, there was Gloria.
Five months ago the cute little Breton had made her way into the Circle and ever since Farkas just couldn’t seem to get her out of his head. It wasn’t just that she was pretty or that she smelled like snowberries. She was also his very favorite shield-sister, and they made an excellent pair. But the problem was, he wanted her as more than his shield-sister. He wanted her as his mate.
Romance had never been Farkas’s forte and things had been going especially bad with Gloria. He had tired leaving her a sprig of flowers in the welp room but Tilma had cleaned them up before Glory had even seen them. He had tried to bake her a pie, which had earned him a permanent ban from the kitchens. He had even tried to go the Amulet of Mara route, which had resulted in a very awkward conversation with an Argonian by the city gate, after which Farkas had buried the necklace in the yard hoping to never see it again. Vilkas was the one who usually got the girls and Farkas would just tag along and sleep with whoever didn’t get the pleasure of having Vilkas as a bedmate. But maybe Vilkas could give him some brotherly advice about how to court Gloria.

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“I’m looking for work. And I want Gloria to be my shield-sister for it.” He announced to Vilkas that evening. His brother looked puzzled.
“Sure.”
“Good.” Wait no. It wasn’t good. That wasn’t how Farkas had planned the conversation at all. Vilkas was supposed to give him advice not permission! “That wasn’t what I mean. I don’t want Gloria to be my shield-sister.”
“Then take Ria. She killed a bear the other day.”
“I don’t want Ria. I want to go with Gloria.”
“Then go with Gloria.”
“I will.” Farkas turned to leave. No! He had messed it up, again. He was in the exact same place as he was before. He turned back to his brother. “I like Gloria.”
“That’s good.” Vilkas smirked. “She’s an excellent addition to the Circle.”
“Yeah. But…I like her. As more than part of the Circle.”
“Ah, I was wondering when you were going to get there.”
“What?”
“Nevermind. I think Glory would be an excellent match for you.”
“Yeah but…It’s been all this time. I don’t think she feels the same way.”
“Of course she does. I can smell it on her, can’t you? Maybe she’s shy. Women are shy sometimes. You just need to, you know, seduce her a bit. Just…let your beasts do the talking. Mara knows it’ll be faster than your mouth.”

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please someon do this, this is a great prompt

Their assignment would take them at least two days out of Whitrun and into the Pale. That was perfectly fine by Farkas. This way he would have plenty of time to “seduce” Gloria. He hadn’t known what the word “seduce” meant when Vilkas had said it. Before he left he had to ask Ria and she had practically taken her top off before dissolving into laughter. So it was a good word, definitely.
The pair of them had made camp for the night when Farkas decided it was time to put his plan into action. Vilkas was right. There was no point in being subtle.
“You should sleep in my bedroll.” Farkas announced abruptly.
“But where will you sleep?”
“Same place.”
“But I have my own! And it’ll be so cramped with both of us!”
“It’ll be fun. You’ll like it.”
“I guess.” Gloria shrugged and finished removing the last of her armor. She did enjoy Farkas’s company tremendously but she wasn’t sure sharing a bedroll was necessarily the best idea. He was so large after all! How could they possibly get a goodnight’s sleep?
Farkas was already on the bedroll waiting for her. As she snuggled under the thin cover, she realized he was naked.
“Farkas! You forgot pants!”
“I didn’t forget.” And just like that he was on top of her, kissing her like she had never been kissed before. It almost hurt the way he ravished her with his mouth, but she couldn’t help but be excited by it at the same time. He was just so large and powerful. She felt like a pea beneath a boulder.
As she shifted under him she felt something long and hard driving up against her leg. Frightened, she pushed him away.
“What are you doing!?” She panted.
“I’m seducing you.”
“I can’t- we can’t…” Gloria cried pushing him off her.
“Why not?”
“I’m – I’m a virgin.”
“But I thought you were an archer?” Gloria just stared at him.
“It means I’ve never had sex with anyone.”
“Oh. Oh! But that’s good! We can fix that.” He sounded so reassuring. Gloria had to laugh. Farkas wasn’t smart, but by Mara she loved him anyway. She pulled him back onto her, and whispered into his ear,
“Be gentle.”
Farkas grinned and steadied himself back on top of her. Glory’s body was tense, so tense. Farkas leaned down and kissed her, his tongue pressing softly against her’s. “Relax,” he breathed as he pushed into her. Gloria cried out in pain. “Hurts?” He asked.
She shook her head. “I can handle it. Don’t stop.” That was all Farkas needed. He did want to go slowly. He did. But his wolf was roaring in his ears, begging to be sated.
Glory’s breasts bounced with each thrust. Farkas latched into one with his mouth, his tongue dancing around her erect nipple. Gloria moaned with pleasure, causing him to pound into her even harder.
The fact that he was the first man to enter her was driving him mad with pleasure. He moaned aloud as he thrust into her, again and again. Gloria cried out as he did.
“Yes! Like that, just like that!” she mewed. He groaned again and rammed into her with full force. She wrapped her legs around him, driving him deeper within her. He could feel her tightening around him, getting wetter with each of his thrusts. Suddenly she arched her back and shouted his name as her orgasm tore through her body. Farkas felt his own end coming. He held her by the hips and pounded into her as hard as he could before finally spilling himself deep within her.
The two Companions lay side by side, Gloria resting her head on Farkas’s large chest.
“Told ya it’d be fun,” he said with a kiss.

I filled it! But I don't know...if I posted it right?

Oh my goodness, this prompt is excellent. Please, this.

Seconded! I'm married to Aela and always make her wear forsworn armour, as its the most revealing.. ;) Someone please fill this.?

Same! I would give it a go but I'm not much of a writer.. :/

Yep, that's me alright.

Work kind of killed that pregnancy plot!bunny, but I'm doing Ulfric + Galmar h/c on p16 at the moment. Galmar Muse is happier doing that right now - he wants to grumble to his bro about Ro ;)

So...while running all around Skyrim with my follower/husband, we wind up staying in various inns, and of course the message about feeling Lover's Comfort pops up in the morning. The thing is, SO MANY of the inns in Skyrim don't have doors on the rooms.

Clearly this is begging for a fic.

DB can be male or female, but I'm just going to type 'she' for simplicity. Preference for Breton, Bosmer, or Bunmer DB.

The DB is exploring a Dwemer ruin when she finds an apparently-inactive construct that has a large, distinctly phallic protrusion. Because it's unusual and kind of funny, she touches it.

And then the construct comes to life, grabs her before she can react, strips her, and rapes her. Since she doesn't know how to operate it or command it, she can't get it to stop. Pretty soon she's having screaming orgasms (either against her will, or she's given in and decided since she's stuck, she may as well enjoy it) as often as she's capable of it until she's just too wrung out to have another. By the time either it runs out of steam or a companion comes to rescue her, she's completely limp and fucked out, utterly unresisting to the plowing. I'd absolutely love it if this has been going on for hours.

(I might suggest that the phallus exudes lubricant, possibly healing lubricant, so that the DB doesn't get badly damaged by this!)

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