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Any ONE of them would be perfect, my dear future A!A :D Pick which ever you´d like.

Though, I have to say that no.1 was the "original" idea and so my favorite. I just have this idea in my head of a Master Necromancer who brings his prisoner in a cage lunch and it has a little vase with flowers in it. Not even poisonous ones! And the only thing the poor clueless prisoner can think of is how well-cared for they are here, better than home - "If I knew this is what being a necromancers prisoner is like, I´d get myself caught ages ago."

Oh dear, he's a naughty little thing no matter what universe you write him in! But Cicero is nothing but loyal and will gladly serve his Listener by doing whatever Kaie wants. XD

I do like the addition of Nazir checking up on her and having Cicero move to the Forsworn camp. I always figured he just hung out in Dawnstar, but this is a nice change. Hopefully he won't get into too much trouble in the mean time. Hopefully.

seconded

seconded definetly

OP is in my brain.

I don't want to prompt snatch but I was LITERALLY thinking of a fill along the lines of number one but was like 'naaaaah, no one would ever prompt anything like that'.

Could we share number one (unless there was another one you were thinking of wanting to do, but either way)? OwO

Seconded for Bothela. I love her and her sass.

I've read bunches of hot, dirty, sexy and glorious F!DB/Farkas smut, but I'd love some heartfelt love making. I know Farkas isn't "great with words" but I'd love to hear his cute, simple little confessions while he's doing F!DB. Time/place doesn't really matter, whatever is most comfortable for you. Be it on their wedding night or out hunting or comfort!sex, anything is fine with me. As sensual as I'd like it, I wouldn't mind some dirty stuff too ;D

Bonus if Farkas tops, and bonus if DB is a cute small little Nord. OP loves size kinks. OP also loves any A!As willing to fill.

OP here.

Multiple fills are the best thing since sliced bread. Knock yourselves out. If only one got filled, I´d be happy, but two fics? Kyaaaaaa!! :3

Housecarls are sworn into service to their Thanes, right? Well, I married Argis and we moved to Solitude (to get away from those creepy mannequins that kept stalking us T_T ), but... he never called me love, or dear or EVER behaved like a spouse. Oh, he opened a shop and he´d cook something for me if I ask, but he still behaves as if he was trying to ignore our marriage.

That got me thinking:
What if he didn´t want to marry the DB, only was too duty-conscious to refuse what might have been practically an order from his Thane. The catch? The thane doesn´t know that their spouse doesn´t love them. Thane!DB really thinks they were married of their own free will, until... well, I´ll leave that up to you.

My DB realized the emptiness of their marriage when he walked into Proudspire Manor and found Argis and Jordis standing uncomfortably close and realized they were a perfect family... without him. A strong man, his beautiful wife and two happy kids, all together in a beautiful home. There´s no place left for the DB, who only "visits" their own house from time to time.

I leave up to you how this plays out - maybe the Housecarl (any you´d like to use) never betrays his spouse, the DB. Maybe they do. I want to see the DB realize their spouse doesn´t love them and be really depressed about it. "Why did you marry me if you didn´t love me?" "I am sworn into your service, my Thane." I´d like to see a really good, kind-hearted DB who really had no idea that their beloved doesn´t return their feelings. How do they deal with the revelation?

Squicks: death, gore, bloodplay, bathroom play, suicide, non-con,... anything too nasty. That´s not what I´m looking for in this fic.
Please try to avoid femslash :)

First potential A!A here will happily let other potential A!A have prompt no.1, so if you want OP, I can fill your... second favourite? :p Or if you want a doublefill for the "original" I don't mind doing that either! Anon lives to please.

:3: do you have preference on race? Ill be doing a male necromancer and female prisoner, if that affects your voting any.

Seconding this. Seconding gangbang in a dirty tavern. Seconding Dunmer/Redguard sexins.

Plllzzzz I wanna see this!

So Orcs ain't exactly attractive... I'd love if someone could write about a failing relationship or rejection or something because of this. Angsty, sad, funny - OP will love anything! OP will also love potential A!As! <3

OP here. Any race and gender is fine, though I admit I like the unexpected :D So if you want to give me a... let´s say a nice Altmer prisoner and an evil Nord/Imperial/Bosmer/etc Necromancer, I won´t complain.

Though I´m not a big fan of beast races, I don´t really mind them. Orcs, Argonians and Khajits aren´t so sexy for me, but I care more for the plot and smut than their looks ;)

And yay! for my prompt getting picked so... promptly :D

Anons comments definitely please me :3 As long as I get something to read, I´m happy. Double-fills are definitely loved and cuddled, if you like one of the other ideas or have some of your own along those lines, I´d definitely love to read them :)

All righty, I just got floored by a particularly zealous plot bunny in the middle of my physics exam... It would seem I'm filling the Vampire Nightlord/Plucky Vigilant. Here's hoping you don't mind dumb humour and bad jokes, OP. (There'll be romance and sexytimes too, of course!)

Will post very soon!

Passerby!Anon here, just wanted to say I love you. This fic is awesome. Can't wait for more!

*cuddles Rodina*

Love this fic - can't wait for Bryn's reaction!

Woo~ no but in all seriousness, not yesterday I playing through some place with Necromancers and my brain just kinda went there when I found a prisoner dead in one of the cells.

...not that mine will end up dead ._. This nonny likes her fluffy and happy.

Give me a few days to run through the basic idea/plot line, and then I'll have something for you?

I LOVE dumb humour and bad jokes. They are twice as funny as the "other" kind :D

Oh don't worry. None of that. Hehehe
would OP mind if Ulfric sort of unknowingly rubs it in the LI's face that the DB is his.

I haven't quite finished yet. But It wouldn't leave my head. So here's part 1!

Gwen was walking up behind Karliah and Bryn, to see what they were talking about, looking down through the golden grille in Irkingthrad, when she stiffened, and fell forward silently, only to be caught. She had been paralysed, by a quiet spell. It seems they had been followed.

Karliah turned to work out why her friend wasn't answering only to see her trapped behind a pair of the golden gates, a lever standing there waiting. Naked. Oh the joy. While Karliah appreciated the sight, this would set back their plans. "Bryn..." She asked, and her tone was enough that he turned, only to stop at the sight.

Gwen started struggling as the spell wore off, grumbling. "Are you two just going to stand there staring or are you going to get me out of this?!" She was panicked, not liking this setup one bit. "What about that lever?"

Karliah hit Brynjolf, trying to make him keep his mind on the task, not his base wants. "Brynjolf. I don't think she wants you just staring at her." She strode forward confidently, and grasped the lever, pulling it, but the gates didn't open as expected. Instead the deep groaning noise of machinery started.

I know. it's short, but I couldn't get it out of my head.

They could have jumped her from behind and gagged her, not knowing she was the Dragonborn until they are finished with her.

sorry if this has already come up but I would like to see a alternate scene with Arvel when the F!DB cuts him down from the webbing in Bleak Falls Barrows.

Were the wounded Frostbite spider is barely alive and in it's dying move it webs the F!DB arms to a wall after she cuts down Arvel. instead of running Arvel can't help but take advantage of the helpless adventurer an precedes to rape her.

Bonus points if some of the other bandits stumble upon Arvel's new sex toy and join in gang raping her.

would prefer F!DB to be Reguard or Nord

My god, this wouldn't leave me. I hope crack is okay...

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It is a dark and stormy knight… Well, actually it is a Companion, walking the ramparts of Jorrvaskr, his gleaming armour gleaming in the moonlight. perhaps walking is not the right term to describe his movement, though he is neither strutting or marching, or indeed running. He is pacing nervously, even as his mind tells his heart that orders should be given to his feet to do some running. Of the very serious, very fast and very far away kind.

But he is head-strong and stubborn, and so he remains.

"Just for once I would like to act out of character," he mutters under his breath.

She glides up the stairs gracefully, this time only managing to floor Lucia and Heimskr on the path to the great mead hall. Some call her a barbarian, but only once to her face. Some very fortunate few even survived that first round of name-calling. Some forward thinkers call her a sorceress, while the very astute call her an eldritch spellsword. Her appearance is definitely eldritch.

She has inherited all the good qualities from her father. Like the ability to cleave a man's skull in two with a single sweep of her greataxe, while shouting profound, inspirational motivators to carry on with the fight. YOLO is a personal favourite. Anyway, despite the dexterity of a ruffled cat in a saucepan, she had not quite managed to dodge the ugly stick. Although with her healthy constitution, plummeting intelligence and barely thawed wisdom, she has wisely chosen to simply break it. Over the bridge of her nose.

Behind her walks, or rather crawls, her familiar, Pooky. Pooky had once been a svelte wolf, but years of inactivity and too many sweetrolls have robbed it of all athleticism. Pooky wheezes, its rheumy eyes scanning the immediate area for a convenient place to die. Not finding one, Pooky inches on stoically. Each step produces a little howl, like that of a poor soul dying. Pooky is, in fact, protesting loudly, but of course no one is fluent in wolf.

The orc opens her mouth to speak and time stands still. So does the Companion. Moonlight gleams mysteriously off the ivory of her short tusks. Halitosis rolls across the night air like a quartet of horsemen. The warrior gags, but with heroic effort he manages to keep his dinner.

"DRAGONBORN LOVES VILKAS," she whispers saucily. Her whisper is to a Shout what an ogre is to a giant. Kissing cousins, but of the teen rated variety.

The Companion stammers as his mind fights a protracted war with his heart. It lasts all of a moment or two and ends in attrition for both sides. Fortunately common sense outflanks his aura of courage and manages to get a message to his feet. It is short and terse, but it saves a lot of lives that day… night.

"Run! Run for our life!" it reads.

His feet, being in general agreement, do so. With astounding speed and dedication. Unfortunately, due to the lack of the mind's forces to stop them, it carries the hapless warrior over the edge of the Steel Forge’s outcrop. Bards from all across Skyrim will in later years sing the ballad of how Vilkas had been so enamoured of his beloved that he had thrown himself to certain death rather than face another day without her. They are all wrong.

The Dragonborn wails in anguish.

Pooky finally dies of subsequent fright.

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Tags: char:Vilkas, race:Orc.
Did I even do that properly...

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