It's part of my headcanon for all my Dragonborn, that when they eventually have all of their eight Housecarls they ask them to share their bed. Not for sex or anything, it's just after dealing with dragons, thieves, asassins, potentially world shattering magical macguffins and freaking daedra princes, well the dragonborn sleeps better with company.
Unfortunately for them, their housecarl doesn't sleep well when in their company. Not only is the dragonborn fit and strong, but they are witty, confident and just awesome.
They're also gay or straight, and since we have an equal division of gender between the housecarls i can see them getting a bit mopey. I can also see them all renting Candlehearth hall when the dragonborn is off in Solstheim and having a massive bitching session. The girls or guys bitching at each other because half of them have a chance for hot Dovahkiin sex and the other half don't.
And through it all the Dragonborn is completely clueless and so sexually naive he or she doesn't realise his/her stable of housecarls would jump his/her bones in a hot minute.
Now that i think about it i can see the DB walking into Candlehearth hall, hearing about how they all want to jump him and then nervously stepping forward to let them. The guys or girls jump him and the four other housecarls get comfy and watch whilst having sex with each other.
(We're just not going with bi as an orientation because it kind of screws with the gay/straight thing. And let's face it Skyrim is all about duality, Stormcloaks or Imperials, Blades or Paarthurnax, honestly Bethesda would it have killed you to add a middle ground?)
DB/Housecarl. The Dragonborn cuddles.
Unfortunately for them, their housecarl doesn't sleep well when in their company. Not only is the dragonborn fit and strong, but they are witty, confident and just awesome.
They're also gay or straight, and since we have an equal division of gender between the housecarls i can see them getting a bit mopey. I can also see them all renting Candlehearth hall when the dragonborn is off in Solstheim and having a massive bitching session. The girls or guys bitching at each other because half of them have a chance for hot Dovahkiin sex and the other half don't.
And through it all the Dragonborn is completely clueless and so sexually naive he or she doesn't realise his/her stable of housecarls would jump his/her bones in a hot minute.
Now that i think about it i can see the DB walking into Candlehearth hall, hearing about how they all want to jump him and then nervously stepping forward to let them. The guys or girls jump him and the four other housecarls get comfy and watch whilst having sex with each other.
(We're just not going with bi as an orientation because it kind of screws with the gay/straight thing. And let's face it Skyrim is all about duality, Stormcloaks or Imperials, Blades or Paarthurnax, honestly Bethesda would it have killed you to add a middle ground?)