This anon's heartwarming proposal of dead spiders and package delivery to Sylgja was rudely interrupted by a dragon landing in the middle of Shor's Stone breathing fire all over the DB.

While everyone survived, there's definitely potential for hilarity in this scenario.

Anon can choose DB and spouse. I'd just like an "oh shit, what have I gotten myself into-moment" right after the proposal.

Bonus if it's as cracktastic as possible. i.e. Hired Thugs, Dragons, Daedric Princes, etc.