I was three or four games in before I ever encountered the ambient dialogue between Falk Firebeard and Bryling, but when I did they immediately became my OTP; I always liked them both, and their secret love affair is adorable. According to the UESP wiki Falk was even designed to sneak over to her house in the middle of the night (there's a bug with the AI that keeps him from doing so).

I seriously need a story about them sneaking around and trying to keep Erikur in the dark about their passionate trysts, and dreaming of the day when the war is over and Falk can resign.