Ok so I know this is a very random prompt but the more I watch Once upon a time, the more I think what if he and Sheogorath were in the same room? Both have Scottish accents, both ate a little.. Unhinged.

I'd really appreciate any fic involving these two, perhaps Rumplestiltskin tries to make a deal with the mad god and it doesn't go quite to plan (well he is the God of madness what does go to plan?) perhaps rumplestiltskin obtains the wabbajack through a deal with the dragon born and the mad god let's curious and investigates?

Someone please make this happen!