Our hero shows up in Falkreath and proceeds to get on every last one of Siddgeir's nerves. He does this by not taking his bullshit and being the instigator of blistering sexual tension. In other words: Siddgeir thinks he's pretty hot, but he ain't no Dragonborn.

Completely optional bonus points if the DB is a vampire or the head of a faction. More bonus points if he messes with Siddgeir intentionally.