I'm not totally sure why, but the various things Skyrim citizens yell while fighting always strike me as funny/awesome/both. On the funny side, I can't count how many times the tense atmosphere of a battle has evaporated when some bandit started shouting "I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A HORKER!" or explaining that he killed his cousin's cat, too. On the awesome end of the spectrum, some of the unique NPCs (the civil war leaders in particular) simply have the most swaggering, badass lines ever, and the guards/unarmed townspeople screaming "I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!" to an Elder Dragon probably count too.

Can someone write me a story about battle cries? Maybe the Dragonborn can't get enough of another character bellowing challenges in their sexy voice? That time they almost died because a bandit made them giggle in the midst of battle? Complete and utter crack where they can't stop hearing innuendo during a fight (I'm going to enjoy this! I've got something for you, but you're going to have to come and get it! I'm having fun, how about you?).