Aww, I´m just playing a F!Altmer DB and my character is very depressed about this fact. Especially since all the guys she wants don´t respond - Aicantar, Legate Fasendil (hell, even Ondolemar would do, even if he´s a jerk).

Mostly, she wants a tall guy because... well, in some positions a shorter guy just can´t reach :D

What I´d love to see would be some creative (or at least funny) solutions to this tiny little problem ;)

Anyway, SECONDED! The promt is great as it is (but I´d really love to see my "problem" incorporated in it as well :3 )