I for one am pretty disappointed in the lack of Malborn on this meme. I mean, he's pretty, he's clever, and he has a snarky side that's hard to resist.
So, let's have him feature in something lovely and smutty, a!anons! Race, gender, plot, I don't care. Just no non-con, no death, no bathroom kinks and no disfigurement...and make this lovely Bosmer bust his nut.