Ahhh! I'm enthused that you're even considering it! :)

A rogue Breton DB sounds perfect and I don't really have any squicks though I guess I'd rather nothing toilet-y!

And I'm pretty open with kinks...just as long as the DB is pretending that Siddgeir's in charge ;)

(The DB giving him spectacular oral on his Jarl's throne would be amazing but by no means compulsory!)