Someone wrote in [personal profile] skyrimkinkmeme 2013-05-28 09:51 pm (UTC)

Tablemanners

I'd like to see a DB who has absolutely no idea how to behave in the presence of nobility.

The DB has slain Alduin and thus saved the world, now they also won the Civil War and the winning party throws them a banquet. Everyone with name and rank is present, and all in honour of the DB... who has never seen a fork in their life, blows his/her nose with the sleeve of their tunic, burps and farts, maybe even (though they possess a pickpocket skill of 0) tries to pull rings off of women's fingers, tries to pick up someone in the rudest manner etc. etc. etc.
Anything goes, really.

Bonus points if everyone is embarrassed in behalf of the DB, but noone says anything, because it is the DB's party after all / the DB is the General's / Ulfric's favourite and noone wants to offend them...

Just make it funny :)

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