Ha, I don't know if this is really a prompt either, but the Discussion thread doesn't move very fast so here goes!
"Who doesn't get enough loving?" Non-Thalmor elves and beast races, definitely. There are so many NPCs who I love and I Just. Don't. Understand why they're not more popular here. I'll try not to just name everybody I've already written a fill about:
I've been crushing on Brelyna lately. She's smart, cute, sweet but sassy, what's not to like? Hugging, kissing, pinching, licking, I would really femslash this lady up.
Gwilin, Gwilin, Gwilin. I'm not even really into tickling, but I wrote tickling porn about this guy because I was thinking: what's the most adorable kink? Because Gwilin is ADORABLE. What a sweet, happy little guy. I'd dunk him in a hot bath and scrub him all up to get him squeaky clean. Tub tiiime!
Argonians generally lead shitty lives in Skyrim, whether in Windhelm, Riften, or way over in Stonehills. A Dragonborn should swoop in and marry 'em and set them up with a better life.
More on the caravan Khajiit in general! What were Ahkari's crimes that got her in trouble in Elsweyr and Cyrodiil, what was Kharjo's prison time like? And they're so polite! Probably good at cuddling, too. Speaking of which...
J'ZAAARRRRGOOOOO. I love this kid. Arrogant and dashing, and I think his dialogue about why he came to Winterhold shows him to be pretty shrewd. He's so entertaining. Anything and everything with this guy.
Enthir. That haircut, that attitude, that Stephen Russell voice. He seems like he'd be down to get freaky. Give it to him rough. Tie him up and peg him.
Teldryn Sero. Similar reasons to Enthir, and there's still little Teldryn fic here. Slash would be yessssss.
Aicantar. He makes me go "awww." He's nervous about the excavations that his uncle wants to drag him on, and he pretty much hangs out at the alchemy table and muddles potions or sits and pouts. Then I consoled him into the follower faction and - he's great! He likes to conjure atronachs and raise zombies. I know everyone in Skyrim has sinewy samebody, but I'd rather he have more of sedentary nerd's body: not that toned, a bit of a belly. Yes, please. Get all up under his robes in his room in Understone Keep while his uncle's away.
Calcelmo: also quite handsome, if you're into older elf men. Which I am. Faleen's treatin' him right.
Erandur. Oh! I love him. He's had enough angst in his life, give him something sweet and fluffy.
Gelebor: He has a compelling gravitas about him, and there's also his interesting...pink bits. Pink lips, pink elbows...is his dick pink? Let's find out.
Valindor. I 'unno, he's just cute! And his dialogue makes me remember how much I'd rather be in Valenwood.
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Re: NPC Love
Date: 2013-06-21 10:57 pm (UTC)"Who doesn't get enough loving?" Non-Thalmor elves and beast races, definitely. There are so many NPCs who I love and I Just. Don't. Understand why they're not more popular here. I'll try not to just name everybody I've already written a fill about:
I've been crushing on Brelyna lately. She's smart, cute, sweet but sassy, what's not to like? Hugging, kissing, pinching, licking, I would really femslash this lady up.
Gwilin, Gwilin, Gwilin. I'm not even really into tickling, but I wrote tickling porn about this guy because I was thinking: what's the most adorable kink? Because Gwilin is ADORABLE. What a sweet, happy little guy. I'd dunk him in a hot bath and scrub him all up to get him squeaky clean. Tub tiiime!
Argonians generally lead shitty lives in Skyrim, whether in Windhelm, Riften, or way over in Stonehills. A Dragonborn should swoop in and marry 'em and set them up with a better life.
More on the caravan Khajiit in general! What were Ahkari's crimes that got her in trouble in Elsweyr and Cyrodiil, what was Kharjo's prison time like? And they're so polite! Probably good at cuddling, too. Speaking of which...
J'ZAAARRRRGOOOOO. I love this kid. Arrogant and dashing, and I think his dialogue about why he came to Winterhold shows him to be pretty shrewd. He's so entertaining. Anything and everything with this guy.
Enthir. That haircut, that attitude, that Stephen Russell voice. He seems like he'd be down to get freaky. Give it to him rough. Tie him up and peg him.
Teldryn Sero. Similar reasons to Enthir, and there's still little Teldryn fic here. Slash would be yessssss.
Aicantar. He makes me go "awww." He's nervous about the excavations that his uncle wants to drag him on, and he pretty much hangs out at the alchemy table and muddles potions or sits and pouts. Then I consoled him into the follower faction and - he's great! He likes to conjure atronachs and raise zombies. I know everyone in Skyrim has sinewy samebody, but I'd rather he have more of sedentary nerd's body: not that toned, a bit of a belly. Yes, please. Get all up under his robes in his room in Understone Keep while his uncle's away.
Calcelmo: also quite handsome, if you're into older elf men. Which I am. Faleen's treatin' him right.
Erandur. Oh! I love him. He's had enough angst in his life, give him something sweet and fluffy.
Gelebor: He has a compelling gravitas about him, and there's also his interesting...pink bits. Pink lips, pink elbows...is his dick pink? Let's find out.
Valindor. I 'unno, he's just cute! And his dialogue makes me remember how much I'd rather be in Valenwood.
Savos and Mirabelle. Gods, I ship them.