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Happy Holidays, fellow Kinkmemers! I have returned and have no reasonable excuse for my absence except LIFE. I will be working on updating the archives. If anyone sees anything amiss, please let me know.

I am also hoping to find another Mod and an Archivist.

The more dedicated people we have in this Meme the less chance of it dying. I admit that being the sole keeper of the Meme is not great for the fandom. If something were to happen to me, for good, this place would go the way of the Fallout Kink Meme. Let's not let that happen! If anyone would be interested in Modding/Archiving, please drop me a line. Thanks! <3

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Farengar was observing him with keen, watchful eyes, following his every step.

Drawing his sword, he paced cautiously around the wizard, while subtly reaching one hand behind his back.

In the blink of an eye Therion launched a dagger with pinpoint accuracy at Farengar’s forehead.

There saw a flash of light and the sound of steel hitting stone as Farengar deflected the projectile with a ward spell. His sea green eyes swelled as he saw a black blur appear in front of him faster than he could react, shattering his ward with the quick thrust of a sword.

Warm lips met his as cold steel pierced his heart.

The pain within his chest was immeasurable, but he ignored it and the icy grip on his limbs, willing himself to make the most of every moment.

Summoning magicka from the Dwemer artifact clutched tight in his left hand, the immense power lit his arm aglow with searing blue flames and gave his eyes a surreal glow. Gripping his hand into an iron fist the crystal made a faint crack. Blinding rays of light shone through the fracturing artifact, before it shattered in a fiery explosion.

Therion and Farengar stood together at the center of innumerable dragon souls, the freed orbs floating around them like constellations of stars. Watching in fascination, the wizard saw the souls begin swirling into the Dragonborn’s body with a roar of white light and wind.

Farengar began to cough and withdrew from their kiss, the movement giving him a clear view of Therion’s face.

Forcing his weakening body to obey, he raised his arms and with faltering hands, tried to wipe the tears from the Altmer’s gold cheeks.

“I... love you, Thrynn Lor’ellion.”

He only barely managed to say the words before darkness and confusion consumed his mind. Therion lowered him to the ground carefully as he lost the strength to stand.

The elf watched as the life faded from Farengar's eyes. Tears streamed down his cheeks, and he felt his body begin to burn as the rage swelled inside of him.
He unleashed a terrifying scream of pain and agony, causing thunderous reverberations to echo throughout the massive cavern, sending Blackreach into a violent convulsion, shaking it to its very core.

I don't... I can't... just... NOOOOOOO!!!!!! *bursts into tears*

*passes tissues*
There, there, anon, hang in there.
Working on the last chapter now.

You hear the sound A!A? That's the sound of my hopes and dreams for this ship crashing and burning.

*sobs* but I still love this so much *sobs*

Afterthought; looks like Farengar won that bet about who would outlive the other. But it will be terribly inconvenient for him to collect.

*sobs some more*

CAPTCHA: END OF STORY
Y U DO DIS? T.T

Wow, Captcha is a dick!

Well played, anon! Having planned everything ahead, I was fully aware of that irony as they had that conversation (I kept thinking, poor Therion).

Sorry about your feels. Thank you for the feedback!
I'll try to post the last chapter soon.

I'm reminded of the little boy from Princess Bride wondering 'wait.. He can't really be dead, right? There's some dragon magic that can bring him back, isn't there? ... Who gets Radec? Is it Ondolemar? Who?' (And if you say he lives I'll scream)

.. You know now that I think about it this is kinda like a reverse Princess Bride. MC forced into loveless relationship with EVEEL royalty, kidnapped and set free by third party, ends up finding true love with commoner who ends up DYING before the third act. Or maybe that's the sleep deprivation talking, idk...

Also I totally thought for a half-sentence there you introduced Ondolemar's husband just to kill him off. But this is worse, this is definitely worse.

I love the comparison to The Princess Bride. It's a fun way to look at the story.
And introducing Talamagne was one of those delightful moments, where you have to go, 'wait... did the writer introduce them just to kill them?' Because so many authors play it that way, it creates that suspicion.
Poor Ondolemar. Out of all of the characters are having a bad day, I feel especially bad for him, suffering so quietly in the background.
Humperdink would make a good Thalmor, lol. I could see him and Radac as friends ^_^

I love the Princess Bride break down. If Humperdink and Ruggen were Altmer, Radac would be bffs with those guys.

Introducing Talamagne was fun. So many authors introduce someone with the sole intent of killing them minutes later, I wondered if it might 'fake' some people out, lol.
Out of all the characters who are having a bad day, I feel strongly for Ondolemar quietly suffering in the background. Poor guy. He's a trooper, but being restrained by Radac while Talamgne is slowly dying beside him... (sniff).

Stupid Radac! Who kills him?! Do Inigo and Therion have a duel?! And Therion reveals that he's not left handed?

Oh, crap, I'm the writer? Huh, I should probably get on that...

Last chapter is 75%, thank you for reading!

Nah, I read superhero comics, I just expect significant others to get fridged and am pleasantly surprised when they don't. I mean, I know there's only like 1 chapter left so he wouldn't get much screen time anyway but.. I would kinda like Talamagne to stick around a little while longer!

I feel REALLY BAD for Ondolemar. JUST finding out your husband's still alive after god knows how many years not knowing (but he only lives for like the next 30 minutes). Fighting and losing to your baby cousin who's gonna beat himself up for killing you. Watching your cousin kill his boyfriend and knowing you and your hubby are next... DUDE. Your day SUCKS.

And Quaranir! Poor Quaranir! But he's probably dead so I'm just pressing 'eject' on the feels for him, in case he's still alive and Radac does something nasty and spiteful. OmO

Humperdink would be a good Thalmor. I mean, he already secretly instigate wars for his own personal benefit. And views everyone else as either 'useful' or 'peasant'. He'd fit right in, lol. And Ruggen already tortures people for fun, I bet the inquisitors would love him. Especially his life-sucking machine, I think as Altmer they would find that hilariously ingenious.

I mean, Radac has to die. Somehow. He's still a threat if he's alive. Maybe banishment to Oblivion would work, or if we cut him into little itty-bitty pieces.. And soul-trap those pieces, or hand them out to Daedric Princes like candies. Or all of the above.

Wait, now I'm curious: is Therion left-handed? I just searched through the text looking for any mention of it and can't find anything, so I'm assuming he's right-handed? Normally it's pointed out since lefties are like 20% of the population.

Therion uses a two-handed sword and bow most of the time, so it didn't ever come up, but he's ambidextrous. Although, given a choice, he favors his right hand. For instance, he threw the dagger at Farengar with his left, and it was spot on, but the sword he used, was in his right. (Poor Farengar)

And YES. Ondolemar's day/week/month/millennia has been all kinds of shitty. (I wonder who's fault that is? Lol. Sorry, Ondolemar!)

90% done with the next chapter. If it's not up tonight, it should be up next weekend. Phew! Just hammering everything down now.

Aah, so he's like my brother then. Gotcha.

*hops and and down like the puppy anon is babysitting at the thought of next chapter being done soon*

D'awww! Who's a cute puppy anon? *belly rubs*

I had to help some friends out this evening, so it will almost certainly not be up tonight. But I'm hammering away on it, I assure you.

That moment, when your reception dies and your comment appears deleted, so you re-type it, and then it shows up after all.
D'oh.

D'oh! At least it wasn't a fill you DPed?

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