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ANNOUNCEMENTS: UPDATED 12/16/2017

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Re: Of Love and Betrayal 02d/2

[(Anonymous)]

Orla finally noticed the newcomers and squeaked in panic while Roggi almost knocked her off himself in shock. “My Lord... it is not what it looks like....“ he looked up at the naked woman on his lap. “Really, Roggi, so enlighten me. What exactly is it?“
It was Orla who spoke up. “No point hiding it any longer. Hagen, this farce we call marriage cannot continue. You don't love me, and Roggi is much more fun in bed than you will ever be.“ Farkas was a bit surprised that she did not even bother covering herself up, but then again, that sight was nothing either of them hadn't seen before, so there was probably no point.
Hagen's jaw dropped visibly. Farkas had to suppress a smile at the sight. The great dragonborn, speechless as his potency is being mocked.
“Fine. You just stay where you are. I'm leaving.“

Hagen turned around and almost knocked Farkas over who was standing between him and the door. He left without another word, the other Companion right behind him. Outside the dragonborn whistled for his horse, took it by its reins and led it towards the wood, waiting for Farkas to catch up.

“What in Oblivion has just happened?“ Farkas finally asked. Hagen shook his head in confusion. Had she not always loved him? Adored him? Worshiped the ground he walked on? The thing she cared the most for was his own personal happiness, so why would she...
Hagen smiled. “I think I just remembered why I married that woman in the first place.“ The wolf just frowned. “What? I don't get it.“
The dragonborn laughed. “She knew. Orla is a smart girl. She offered me a way out...“ He looked over his shoulder at Farkas. “She knew all along that I wasn't happy. When you came this morning, she probably noticed...“ he shook his head. “It doesn't matter. Let's go home, shall we?“ Farkas, still confused, just nodded in response. “You going to stay in Jorrvaskr now? After all you just lost your house...“ The dragonborn chuckled to himself. “That hardly matters, I have two more just like this one.“
Farkas crossed his arms over his chest. “Yeah, right, and I am a lusty Argonian maid.“ Hagen raised an eyebrow and mustered the wolf disapprovingly. “I mean it, Farkas. Dragonborn, remember? People are licking my boots all over Skyrim.“
“Please tell me you're joking. Another manor? Another steward?“
“Yes, even another housecarl and another bard.“
“Another wife as well?“
Hagen rubbed his beard in thought. “Let me think...“ A punch to his shoulder brought him back to reality. “Ouch!! No, no other wife as far as I can remember.“

Re: Of Love and Betrayal 02e/2e - finished!

[(Anonymous)]

He came to a halt as Farkas grabbed his hand and pulled him closer. “So, what does this mean for us?“ Their eyes met once again, just like in that fateful night a lifetime ago. “What do you want it to mean, Farkas?“ “I don't know... but I don't want to be the next person that finds himself betrayed by you.“ A split second after he finished his reply, Farkas found his lips sealed by Hagen's. This kiss was different. It was gentle, almost chaste. It was a promise for things yet to come. “I tend to be loyal to the point of stupidity. The only time I've ever betrayed anybody I loved was... well, when I met you. I will never meet anyone like you, Farkas.“
This time it was the wolf who closed the distance between their lips.

“Do you think Orla will be fine?“ Hagen shrugged. “She is a strong woman with a heart of gold. She always gets her way...“ “Like she got her way with you, you mean?“ Hagen chuckled. “Yes, like when she tricked me into marrying her. No, seriously. She is a good woman. Selfless enough to let me go for my own sake. Though I can't deny I sort of want to strangle that Knot-Beard...“
Farkas laughed and patted his lover on the shoulder. “Let it go. Forget about them. From now on it is just you and me.“
Hagen laughed and took Farkas's hand.

Orla returned to the temple in Markarth the next day. Dibella was a goddess of love, after all, and Hagen's heart had never been hers. She knew the day would come when he finally found the right person, yet a small part of her had always hoped it would be herself. However, she would always remember the happiness she shared with the man she loved, but at the same time appreciated her freedom to return to her duties. Maybe she should never have left the temple in the first place. Being a priestess of Dibella had its perks, after all, and Hagen had never appreciated her Daedric-Boots-and-trout technique. She left Roggi behind to look after the house. A smile crossed her lips when she remembered how hard it was to convince the steward to aid her with her little scheme. She did not even remember the last time she had such difficulty to convince a man to lay with her. But in the end he understood, and agreed to help her despite his fear of the dragonborn's wrath.

Orla knew she did the right thing, and Dibella would reward her with happiness. All she needed to do was believe and wait. With a proud smile and her head held high, she entered the temple. Finally the priestess had returned home.

A!A here:

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, but I really couldn't make a three way relationship work. I'm not comfortable with something like that myself (smut is okay all ways, but in relationships I'm very conservative) and thus couldn't write it convincingly, even though I've tried.
I'm not really happy with it cause it's too sugary, but to be honest, I just wanted to get it done. Chapter 1 was fun but Chap 2 really wasn't... I hope it still turned out okay, somehow.

Re: A!A here:

[(Anonymous)]

Aww, this Anon thinks it turned out well! And particularly loved the fact that you made Orla the most freaking noble woman in Skyrim, in the most Dibellan possible way. There's no way I could be as understanding as she is.