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NPC Love

(Anonymous) 2013-06-16 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure if this counts as a prompt or not but I want to know who your favorite minor characters are and WHY. Who doesn't get enough loving? Is it gruff Thrynn from the theives guild? Quiet and love lorn Aerin? Poor Thonnir from Morthal?

Tell me about your favorite NPCs and why or what kind of loving you'd love to see them get.


Re: NPC Love

(Anonymous) 2013-06-21 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, I don't know if this is really a prompt either, but the Discussion thread doesn't move very fast so here goes!

"Who doesn't get enough loving?" Non-Thalmor elves and beast races, definitely. There are so many NPCs who I love and I Just. Don't. Understand why they're not more popular here. I'll try not to just name everybody I've already written a fill about:

I've been crushing on Brelyna lately. She's smart, cute, sweet but sassy, what's not to like? Hugging, kissing, pinching, licking, I would really femslash this lady up.

Gwilin, Gwilin, Gwilin. I'm not even really into tickling, but I wrote tickling porn about this guy because I was thinking: what's the most adorable kink? Because Gwilin is ADORABLE. What a sweet, happy little guy. I'd dunk him in a hot bath and scrub him all up to get him squeaky clean. Tub tiiime!

Argonians generally lead shitty lives in Skyrim, whether in Windhelm, Riften, or way over in Stonehills. A Dragonborn should swoop in and marry 'em and set them up with a better life.

More on the caravan Khajiit in general! What were Ahkari's crimes that got her in trouble in Elsweyr and Cyrodiil, what was Kharjo's prison time like? And they're so polite! Probably good at cuddling, too. Speaking of which...

J'ZAAARRRRGOOOOO. I love this kid. Arrogant and dashing, and I think his dialogue about why he came to Winterhold shows him to be pretty shrewd. He's so entertaining. Anything and everything with this guy.

Enthir. That haircut, that attitude, that Stephen Russell voice. He seems like he'd be down to get freaky. Give it to him rough. Tie him up and peg him.

Teldryn Sero. Similar reasons to Enthir, and there's still little Teldryn fic here. Slash would be yessssss.

Aicantar. He makes me go "awww." He's nervous about the excavations that his uncle wants to drag him on, and he pretty much hangs out at the alchemy table and muddles potions or sits and pouts. Then I consoled him into the follower faction and - he's great! He likes to conjure atronachs and raise zombies. I know everyone in Skyrim has sinewy samebody, but I'd rather he have more of sedentary nerd's body: not that toned, a bit of a belly. Yes, please. Get all up under his robes in his room in Understone Keep while his uncle's away.

Calcelmo: also quite handsome, if you're into older elf men. Which I am. Faleen's treatin' him right.

Erandur. Oh! I love him. He's had enough angst in his life, give him something sweet and fluffy.

Gelebor: He has a compelling gravitas about him, and there's also his interesting...pink bits. Pink lips, pink elbows...is his dick pink? Let's find out.

Valindor. I 'unno, he's just cute! And his dialogue makes me remember how much I'd rather be in Valenwood.

Savos and Mirabelle. Gods, I ship them.

Re: NPC Love

(Anonymous) 2013-06-22 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
KHARJO. The only being in Skyrim to send you off on a fetch quest with the sentiment, "Be careful. I miss my amulet, but your life cannot be replaced so easily." He's a chill follower with great dialogue who also happens to be a fuckin' BADASS - he's a heavy armor tank who can sneak. Plus, in my first game he was with me when I encountered Krosis the Unexpected Dragon Priest (also the first dragon priest I ran into in the game). If not for my buddy Kharjo I would have been a smoking pile of ash smeared across Shearpoint. I'd marry him if the game would let me.

I like Irileth too. Everything about her screams competence, and I'd love the backstory of how she and Balgruuf became battle-forged friends. (Also, part of me likes her and Balgruuf as platonic life partners and is offended by the notion of them together - tough practical lady, obviously not sleeping with her boss. The other part DOES NOT CARE. And wants them to have simmering, years-in-the-making sexual tension that culminates in wild sex.)

Falk Firebeard has a trustworthy face. And he actually IS trustworthy, unlike most of Elisif's court. I ship him and Bryling like mad ever since I caught the dialogue that reveals they're having a secret love affair.

Erik the Slayer gives me terribly conflicting emotions. Part of me wants to seduce him (JUST LOOK AT HIM. He makes that crappy armor look good). The other part wants to take him under my wing and train him up to be a good adventurer and pat him on the head and feed him cookies because he's adorable.