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Recently I decided to walk to High Hrothgar for the peace conference alongside the faction I was aligned with, partly out of curiosity and partly on the off chance that I might get to watch Galmar bellow insults at an attacking mudcrab. As soon as we walked out the gates of Windhelm, however, what should appear but an Ancient Dragon. Let me tell you - there are few things more epic than watching Ulfric Stormcloak leap onto a dragon's head and bury an axe in its brain while screaming battlecries.

He also decided to take us on the road that goes by Valtheim Towers, which is a completely ridiculous way of getting to High Hrothgar from Windhelm, but I forgave him his shitty sense of direction after watching him FUS-RO-DAH a bandit off the bridge.

Can I get a fic about a Dragonborn who agrees with his cause, but is pretty ambivalent about the man himself. Sure, he gives a great speech, but that's what politicians do, and she doesn't entirely trust him. Maybe she's a hunter used to roughing it in the wild, or an orphan who grew up on the streets of Riften/Markarth, or a mercenary who's clawed her way up from an impoverished childhood, and she thinks that for all his fancy words a jarl who lives in a palace can't possibly be in touch with how hard life is for most of the people in Skyrim. She doesn't really understand why her buddy Ralof is so starstruck over the guy (last time she encountered a dragon with Ulfric he was hiding in a tower along with everyone else, after all).

And then a dragon attacks Windhelm and Ulfric goes running up on the walls to defend his city alongside his guards, and she sees him FIGHT, and she is stunned (and possibly a little turned on) by what an utter badass he is.

Bonus points if the Dragonborn is an Orc or a Nord or a Redguard, just because I think their cultures place the most weight on martial prowess.

on the off chance that I might get to watch Galmar bellow insults at an attacking mudcrab TELL ME THIS HAPPENED!

Rozenn is rolling her eyes and saying *of course* it did, that's how Galmar rolls. Galmar is glaring at Rozenn and telling anyone who will listen that he would never do anything so undignified and Ulfric's keeping schtum about it. PLEASE ANON, PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY. MY LOLING MISERY.

Unfortunately not - we did encounter a pair of mudcrabs, but Ulfric FUS-RO-DAH-ed them off a waterfall before Galmar got the chance. He's quite bloodthirsty, that man. I think his final kill count included the aforementioned ancient dragon, the two mudcrabs, 2 or 3 bandits, a bear, and the frost troll on the way to High Hrothgar - which he ALSO used Unrelenting Force on, prompting it to fall off the cliff and land dead at his feet, after which he smugly said "That'll teach you to cross me." After a while I just sat back and watched the others work. I can kill things any day, it was infinitely more amusing listening to their dialogue.

In keeping with his attire, however, Galmar is the undisputed king of killing bears, and he also dispatched a thief and a hostile necromancer in high style. Plus he informed a mountain goat that its blood was a pretty shade of red.

I really need to try this with Tullius and Rikke now.

ROFLOL Thanks!

I bet Ulfric was just glad not to be cooped up in the Palace for a while ;)

I think the ultimate outcome of this trip is an cracky new headcanon that the reason Ulfric is such a formidable warrior, in spite of growing up in a monastary from the age of 8 or 10, is that he snuck out of High Hrothgar to practice his axe technique on frost trolls. To poor Arngeir's everlasting despair.

Seriously, we met several on the climb, and he went through the poor things like a hot knife through butter. I could practically see him dusting off his hands in satisfaction.

I second this so hard.

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