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A/N: So I was all set to get to work on another of my fills when this popped into my brain, and I just couldn't pass it up.

Tags: Series: Rozenn_the_Breton, Char: Galmar Stone-Fist, Ulfric Stormcloak, Jorlief, OC (child), Genre: Fluff, Humour, crack

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"How kind of you to join us, Galmar," Ulfric said, frowning slightly as his hassled, tardy Housecarl entered the Throne Room of the Palace of Kings. Galmar just grunted at him.

"You seem to have brought someone with you," Ulfric said with a questioning glance at the small bundle held in the crook of Galmar's arm.

"Hm? Oh, yes. Well, Calder and Rozenn couldn't take him to the Mages' College. Too dangerous. So I have him, and he's finally sleeping. So you'll have to conduct this meeting quietly so as not to wake him. Because if he wakes and starts screaming again, Shor help me I will make you eat--"

"We won't waken him, Galmar," Ulfric said quickly, cutting the man off before he could get creative with his threats.

Galmar nodded. "That's right. You won't."

Ulfric sighed quietly and turned to Jorlief, who stood beside the throne, "Sometimes I wonder if he knows which of us is Jarl."

Jorlief snorted and turned away before the irritable Housecarl spotted him laughing. The baby stirred in his blankets and mewled for attention. Ulfric rose from his throne and went to stand beside Galmar, watching the older man with the baby.

"May I hold him a moment, Galmar?" Ulfric asked, after watching him stroke his son's downy soft hair to quieten him.

"Hm? Oh, yes, you have yet to be formally introduced. High King Ulfric, meet Barengar Stone-Fist. Future High King of Skyrim," Galmar said, eyes glinting with amusement as he handed the baby over to Ulfric.

"Barengar?" Ulfric asked as he settled the infant against his chest, and looked down into solemn blue eyes.

"It means Bear - Spear. You know how Rozenn calls me her bear. I think this was her way of honouring me. You see how he favours her in looks. When he's fully grown he'll be a runt, er, I mean a Breton in appearance," Galmar explained. He stepped away from Ulfric and the baby, towards the throne. "Hmph. Good. He likes you, Ulfric."

"Do you think so?" Ulfric asked, still gazing at the innocent child in his arms.

"He's not making so much as a peep in your arms. Anyone else holds him and he can't see me or his mother and he screams like a banshee. Rozenn will be pleased I picked a decent godsfather for him." Galmar sank gratefully down into the fur-covered throne, and gave a mighty yawn. "Oh, and Ulfric, he doesn't like it if you sit. He will get loud if you try. Good night."

And with that, Galmar was sleeping on the Throne of Kings. Ulfric blinked.

"Jorlief," he said softly.

"Yes, my Jarl?"

"What am I supposed to do now?"

"You could try singing a lullabye."

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All together now: D'AWWWWWW. Oh Galmar. I like the name Barengar, and it was nice to see Jorlief, too.

I've never thought about it until just now, but bizarrely enough I can see Ulfric being good with kids.

Hehe, thanks, Nonny.

Yeah, Galmar thinks tact doesn't need to apply to him, ever, but Rozenn and I love him for it. I'm glad you liked the name, I agonised over an appropriately ursine name :D

Ulfric I think would be good with kids - I imagine him wanting kids and hiding it until he's certain Skyrim is secure. And I figure Barengar is a pretty good judge of who he can wrap around his finger, too, even at that age!

I love him for it too.

And Ulfric is really quite good with people in general, so long as he wants to be. It's part of what makes him difficult to trust at first - the question of how much of what he says is sincere, and how much is him being a remarkably gifted natural politician - but I can see his softer side making very good use of it with children. And I can definitely see him getting a taste of his own medicine and ending up wrapped around a kid's finger instead of vice versa, especially if that child is Galmar and Rozenn's. :)

Passing!Anon agrees that Ulfric would probably be amazing with kids. Despite the fact that he is enormous and can Shout and probably kill her with just his pinky, Anon can never think of him as more than a cuddly teddy bear at heart.

Great fill! Thank you~

Indeed. A hot-tempered, combat-loving, bitter and disillusioned teddy bear with an axe to grind, but a teddy bear nonetheless.

There was a Skyrim confession recently about how Ulfric looks like he would give amazing hugs, and this anon was unduly amused by the fact that even people who can't stand the guy were like "...yeah, he kind of does." Must be the fur coat. :)

Definitely the furs are part of it, but I also think he'd really mean it when he hugged you (although personally I think Galmar would be the better hugger - he even wears a bearskin armour, so he'd give real "Bear hugs").

A!A agrees. Although maybe a teddy bear with a switchblade (as one of my professors was called) might be more apt :P

And thank you for the feedback!

This was definitely diabetic inducing. Good job, anon. =)

YAY thanks. Mission accomplished.

But would the lullaby be for Galmar or Barengar? ;) Poor Ulfric- the exhausted but sneaky new father must have learnt that trick from Rozenn.

Loved this!

He did, I think, not that he'd ever admit to Rozenn getting one over him :P

Thank you, kind Anon!

oh my gosh ouo I love this pairing with everything I have and you filled my prompt and oh gosh oh gosh I love this, this pairing, you, and precious little Barengar.

So much love.

Now where is my insulin...

I'm so glad you enjoyed this!

I loved the prompt so much (this is actually the second fill I did for it ;)) so I'm glad you enjoyed this. I have so much fun with those two, I'm glad you do, too :D

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