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"Deserving Each Other" Sven/Faendal 4/4 + tags

(Anonymous) 2013-02-26 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Sven and Faendal eventually made it back to Faendal’s house, once they’d relocated all their clothes. They were sitting across from each other at Faendal’s table, awkwardly eating dinner.

“So.”

“So.”

Faendal sighed, “We could never mention this again.”

“We could.” Sven started tearing his bread into little pieces. It irked Faendal no end.

“Well, say something, you idiot. You’re the bard.”

“What do you want me to do? Write a song about you?”

Faendal blinked, “Do you want to write a song about me?”

“No! I don’t know. This is so confusing. It’s that Breton’s fault.”

“I can’t believe he gave you this.” Faendal picked up the bottle, which was still sealed, and had been sitting accusingly in the center of the table. “And he didn’t give you any instructions?” He squinted at the back. “The writing’s a bit vague.”

“I don’t think it was really the time for instructions! Did you want him to join in? Did you like him better than me? You were awfully quick to kiss him.”

“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course I like you better. I mean, not like. I find your more attractive. No, I mean I just want to-”

They sighed.

“It was really fun,” Sven confessed.

“Yeah.”

“I’ve never done anything like that before.”

“Really?” Faendal looked up from his plate. “Ah, you still live with your mother. You’re a virgin.”

“I wouldn’t really put it like that,” Sven trailed off at the expression on Faendal’s face. He swallowed, “What are you planning on doing? If you think I’m going to submit to you.”

“You haven’t given me any reason to think otherwise.”

“Give me that bottle!”

“Come and get it.”

There was a crash as Sven’s chair fell over as he lunged over the table at Faendal. The elf slipped away, but Sven refused to give up, and the there was nowhere to run to in Faendal’s small house. They crashed around and the bottle rolled under a chest of drawers and they tumbled onto the bed, and they hissed insults as they slithered out of their clothes and Sven bit Faendal’s shoulder and Faendal pulled his hair.

“Brute!”

“Soft! Weakling!”

Sven was in no way soft right then. He tugged roughly at Faendal’s cock as if trying to make a point and the elf returned the gesture and Sven’s hands felt so good, compared to his own and they bucked against each other. They forgot they were meant to be insulting each other entirely.

“So beautiful,” Faendal said. Truly he had a Nordic god in his bed. A Nordic god who was stunned and aroused by every freckle and scar, and who could barely keep his hands off Faendal’s biceps, constantly kneading and squeezing his muscles. Groaning when Faendal flexed them.

They were too much for each other, and despite their earlier adventures, they came again, their names mingling on each other’s lips.

Later, they watched the fire from Faendal’s bed.

“Fuck.”

“What?”

“What are we going to tell Camilla?”

~~~

A/N: Hey OP, I feel like I left Camilla at a bit of a loose end. Would you like me to write a bit more covering what happens once Dyce returns with the claw? It was a bit outside the scope of the prompt, so I thought I’d ask first.

Tags: char:M!DB char:Faendal char:Sven relationship:slash kink:humour kink:handjobs series:dyce

Re: "Deserving Each Other" Sven/Faendal 4/4 + tags

(Anonymous) 2013-02-26 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Haha this made me smile, and I needed something fun and silly today. Awesome as always Dyce!Anon

OP

(Anonymous) 2013-02-26 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I mean, if the question is "should I write more Dyce fic," the answer's always going to be yes please.

Also I woke up today with deadlines on my brain, so finding this here was like opening my door to a cake made of real unicorns and fairy dust. I kind of did that Cookie-Monster-receives-giant-cookie thing.

More Camilla please (Re: OP )

(Anonymous) 2013-02-26 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon would love to see a follow up for Camilla. See a little more of that fire that's been banked for too long.

Re: OP

(Anonymous) 2013-02-27 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid that's my fault (says friend of Dyce!anon). He asked me what I thought and I said perhaps he should ask you, given that you'd only mentioned slash, and some people Do Not Want het mixed in with their slash!

Sorry :S

Re: "Deserving Each Other" Sven/Faendal 4/4 + tags

(Anonymous) 2013-02-26 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Dyce Anon you are amazing. That is all.

Re: "Deserving Each Other" Sven/Faendal 4/4 + tags

(Anonymous) 2013-02-26 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Dyce!Anon, you have rekindled my long lost love for slash. And made me laugh at the end of a very LONG day. Thank you!