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Wylandriah/Unmind Snow-Shod

[(Anonymous)]

She is the bosmer Court Wizard of Riften. She talks to herself, she has the tendency to forget things and, despite her passion for research and genuine enthusiasm, she is slightly touched in the head.

He is the nord housecarl of Jarl Laila. He is a strong supporter of the Stormcloaks and a tough, extremely loyal warrior with a badass mohawk.

So, am I the only one to think that those two together could win the award for the cutest couple in the Rift?

Anons, I would like a story which literally oozes awkwardness because come on, if they had an interest for each other, how normal their approaches could be?!

Maybe Wylandriah, who is not taken seriously by the academic community, is also mocked by the others in the Keep and Unmind, who has always maintained a distance, starts to feel bad for her and to slowly appreciate her beauty and eccentric intellect.

Or maybe Wylandriah's disconnected mind suddenly becomes aware of how strong and handsome the housecarl is and decides to do something to get rid of her shyness and make her intentions clear, which obviously ends in a series of improbable and strange attempts at wooing him.

If you manage to throw in it some good ol' smut, I'll give you an endless supply of calipers! :D

Re: Wylandriah/Unmind Snow-Shod

[(Anonymous)]

Totally OT, and not trying to hijack this prompt, but does anyone else always think of this song when they talk to Wylandriah?

With apologies to the Foo Fighters...

You are not me, Wylandriah, Wylandriah.
You and what army, Wylandriah, Wylandriah?
Oh, God you gotta make it stop.

Re: Wylandriah/Unmind Snow-Shod

[(Anonymous)]

Nonny would like to interrupt you and say this much;

WYLANDRIAH AND UNMID ARE GENUINELY CANON.

I was in Mistveil Keep the other day and I caught her flirting with him! He was complaining a bit about her magic and she was basically talking about how they'd sort it out 'later.'

Re: Wylandriah/Unmind Snow-Shod

[(Anonymous)]

REALLY?!

I didn't know that, I've never caught the two of them flirting! They just gave me that vibe and I thought that they could be a thing!

Now I'm even more curious to know how they got together!!

-OP

Re: Wylandriah/Unmind Snow-Shod

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, but it's Anuriel (the Steward) who's the girlfriend of Unmid Snow-Shod :(

Here's their dialogue (from UESP's CS, which contains all of the dialogue in the game):

Riften Keep Scene 08
Unmid: Anuriel, would you please stop declaring that the city is safe for the Jarl to roam? You and I both know that isn't true.

Anuriel: I would never knowingly place Laila in danger, you know that too. Why do you always question my judgment? You don't trust me.

Unmid: I trust you, I'm just concerned about her safety. That's all. Don't be angry with me.

Anuriel: I'm not angry with you. Tell you what, lover. Meet me in my chambers later and we can discuss the situation in private.


Riften Keep Scene 07
Anuriel: Unmid, my sweet. Are we still meeting later for... combat training?

Unmid: Of course. Your training isn't complete yet.

Anuriel: I look forward to it then.


Wylandriah and Unmid don't actually have any dialogue. Wylandriah only talks to you and to Jarl Laila.

Still, there's no reason for this to affect your prompt :)