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Make Erikur Look Bad

(Anonymous) 2013-05-25 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure I will ever quite forgive myself for landing Brelas in the torture dungeon the first team I played Diplomatic Immunity. A friend who had played a lot of Skyrim told me to be prepared to laugh myself silly over the distraction options at the party, and after talking to Erikur and seeing what a greasy snake he was I decided to go with that option because I assumed he would make a fool of himself and I wanted to see him humiliated. Except I managed to unerringly pick the ONLY option that's not remotely funny.

Can I see a version of Diplomatic Immunity where the Dragonborn causes a scene that IS humiliating to Erikur? Spikes his drink with skooma? Convinces him to come onto Maven instead of Brelas, and Maven punches him in the balls? Creative anons can come up with lots of ideas, I'm sure. Seriously, that guy is such a creepy slimeball, he deserves whatever he gets.

Re: Make Erikur Look Bad

(Anonymous) 2013-05-25 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
YES gods, this guy is such a scuzz. Ruin this jerk, I second this.

Re: Make Erikur Look Bad

(Anonymous) 2013-05-25 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
^ What above anon said. The power inequality dynamic between him and the poor servant makes my skin crawl. RUIN HIM.

Re: Make Erikur Look Bad

(Anonymous) 2013-05-26 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, yes. The first time I met his housecarl/pet wizard/Thalmor plant/whoever the heck Melaran is, and the guy informed that his job is to "make sure Erikur keeps breathing," I said - out loud, to the TV screen - "Kudos, that must be a tough job."

Re: Make Erikur Look Bad

(Anonymous) 2013-05-26 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Thalmor plant?! Hey now, just because he's an Altmer...

(Or this there dialogue I've missed? Because if there is TELL ME I'M MADLY CURIOUS!)

Re: Make Erikur Look Bad

(Anonymous) 2013-05-26 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I say that (mostly jokingly) because housecarl seems like an odd career for an Altmer wizard, and because Erikur's a war profiteer who supports the Empire but has no problem selling weapons to the Stormcloaks for the right price - and if I were an evil regime bent on prolonging the war, I'd consider that a perfect place to plant an agent. But no, there's no dialogue suggesting he's with the Thalmor.