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Tablemanners

(Anonymous) 2013-05-28 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see a DB who has absolutely no idea how to behave in the presence of nobility.

The DB has slain Alduin and thus saved the world, now they also won the Civil War and the winning party throws them a banquet. Everyone with name and rank is present, and all in honour of the DB... who has never seen a fork in their life, blows his/her nose with the sleeve of their tunic, burps and farts, maybe even (though they possess a pickpocket skill of 0) tries to pull rings off of women's fingers, tries to pick up someone in the rudest manner etc. etc. etc.
Anything goes, really.

Bonus points if everyone is embarrassed in behalf of the DB, but noone says anything, because it is the DB's party after all / the DB is the General's / Ulfric's favourite and noone wants to offend them...

Just make it funny :)

Re: Tablemanners

(Anonymous) 2013-05-28 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
OP here:

Almost forgot, I don't care about gender or race, but I think Orc, Nord, or Khajit would be funniest. I can imagine them missbehaving the most...
Though a highborn altmer would be brilliant, if the behaviour could be explained.
Ah, whatever, I'm sure you'll think of something.

Re: Tablemanners

(Anonymous) 2013-05-28 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded!

I just keep thinking of that scene in Beauty and the Beast where they have dinner together...

Re: Tablemanners

(Anonymous) 2013-05-28 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, this is brilliant and hilarious. And actually I think Tullius/Ulfric's reaction might be the most amusing bit of all.

Re: Tablemanners

(Anonymous) 2013-05-29 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Sure did just get a mental image of a Khajiit sitting at Ulfric's table with his face in a bowl, eating like a kitty. :3c

Party Animal

(Anonymous) 2013-05-29 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Maiq the Dragonborn finds these people gross. They dip their fingers in their drinking water. Maiq knows what to do with the drinking water, you add a bit of skooma and drink it.

Maiq does not understand why these people look at him funny when he drinks the brown soup. Nor does he understand why it is in a bowl shaped like a lamp.

Maiq does not understand why Rikke got upset when he called her dress funny looking. The ribbon does look like a duck, after all. Do Nords not find that funny?

Maiq does not see why he cannot invite a Jaquon the Guard to dance with him, he does skooma with Jaquon all the time. Tullius seemed upset when Maiq mentioned this.

Maiq found this evenings party odd, but fun. Maiq made Elisif promise to throw another very soon.
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