Meme Announcements!

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ANNOUNCEMENTS: UPDATED 12/16/2017

Happy Holidays, fellow Kinkmemers! I have returned and have no reasonable excuse for my absence except LIFE. I will be working on updating the archives. If anyone sees anything amiss, please let me know.

I am also hoping to find another Mod and an Archivist.

The more dedicated people we have in this Meme the less chance of it dying. I admit that being the sole keeper of the Meme is not great for the fandom. If something were to happen to me, for good, this place would go the way of the Fallout Kink Meme. Let's not let that happen! If anyone would be interested in Modding/Archiving, please drop me a line. Thanks! <3

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Why would you be suitable to care for my soul? Explain in three words.

[(Anonymous)]

The Dragonborn has lived for a loooong time and done everything there was to do in Skyrim. But even a life full of awesomeness and badassery has to come to an end.
Sooo, it finally happened: somehow the Dovahkiin died. Now what? He has met and worked with everyone in, under and behind the sun; has helped pretty much every daedric prince, promised his soul to Sithis AND Nocturnal, went to Sovngarde and back... hey, if she wanted to, even Mara could have a claim on his soul, because he gave everyone in Riften one of her flyers.

After he dies, everyone comes running, hoping to win the epic fight for the Dragonborns soul!!

...hah. Really?

As if the Dovahkiin would let ANYONE else decide where his immortal soul goes to.
He makes everyone sit down, shut up and come to his "office" one by one to tell him why he should go to their afterlife.

Job Interview for the gods! :D

What happens? Does Molag Bal pitch a fit, because he really wanted to kick somebodys ass? Does Sheogorath whisk him away to have Cheese and Entrail-Sandwiches and cackle about the other attempts? Does Sanguine try to bribe him with a lake full of mead, only to learn this Dovahkiin doesn't drink? Does Nocturnal send Brynjolf and Karliah, only for the three to go on a thieving-spree, for old times sake?

I would prefer:
- male (there's not enough of those here)
- elf or old (so he had enough time to do pretty much everything)
- and smoothtalking/snarky Dragonborn, but that's totally optional :)


... if you throw in Odahviing and Lydia as the beleaguered assistants or Paarthurnax as... anything, really, then you can contest the gods for MY soul ;)

Re: Why would you be suitable to care for my soul? Explain in three words.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm imagining an X-factor type panel now....

Love the idea OP! Seconded!

Re: Why would you be suitable to care for my soul? Explain in three words.

[(Anonymous)]

Since anon said "X factor" I'm seeing a snarky Marcurio as Simon Cowell.

"You call that petitioning for a soul? I've seen trolls formulate better arguments. Dead trolls."

Malacath promptly tells them he can get into the Soul business WITHOUT the DB! And storms off stage crying...

Oh dear :')