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Of Gods and Monsters [5a/??]

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
“And why, may I ask, do you hate the dark elves?”

“They're parasites. They're livin' in our city, under our protection, but what do they do for us? Nothing! I know the High King invited 'em here, but he didn't ask me or anyone else first. Maybe he should have.”

This peaked Asta's interest; and not necessarily in the good way. Why would the Jarl extend an offer of protection to the Dunmer, yet do nothing when his own people were harassing them? The woman hadn't seemed surprised in the slightest when the two Nords cornered her, though had obviously been trying to shift away from them. Or, maybe he did do something about the racists. This did not sit well with Asta and she would get to the bottom of it.

“Do you really think they're Imperial spies?”

“Wouldn' surprise me. 'ey've done nothin' to help in the fight fer Skyrim's freedom. Those Thalmor 're elves too. I bet they're workin' together. Maybe I shoul' round up some men and take us some prisoners to interrogate.”

Seriously? The lengths some people would go to just to justify their hatred for another race... Well, she really ought to nip this one right in the butt. Otherwise Windhelm was going to wake up to the body of a dark elf one day- if they hadn't already.

“I don't like your attitude.” Voice was still calm and level, but shorter and more clipped.

He scoffed at her; again, the dragon blood roared in her ears, demanding she put the insolent bastard firmly in place. His friend had wandered off, but the Dunmer woman was watching from a safe distance.

“Don't like it? Too bad! This city is ours! Don't think I can take you?”

Oh, she knew he couldn't take her. If he wanted to challenge her to a brawl, then that was fine with her- knock some sense into this one and maybe the rest would think twice.

“One hundred septims says I can punch you back where you came from.”

“Alright, you're on.” She tried her best to sound bored; maybe he'd back down.

“All right. Fists only.” Well, there went that idea. “And none of that magic stuff, either! Let's go!” Oh well.

Asta sighed, but put her fists up. While she might not have been able to match the strength of his punches blow-for-blow, she was smaller, faster, more agile and most importantly- much more sober than he was. A few blows landed, most glancing off of her shoulders or catching on her forearms. They would bruise and she'd probably be a little sore the next day, but she'd had worse. The aches probably wouldn't be worth wasting a healing potion in the morning.

The guards did nothing aside from watch with some interest; while a small part of her nagged they should be attempting to break the brawl up, on the other hand she really wasn't in a position to complain. If this man had been sober, it would have gone in a completely different direction. Quite obviously the average Nord woman was at a physical disadvantage against the typical Nord man; Honestly, the idea of being beaten didn't scare her as much as it should have. The dovah in her was growing more dominant by the day and practically begged for a challenge. Very few things got her blood racing anymore, and while she supposed there should be some gratitude in her abilities, she was aware this reinforced feeling of invincibility would one day get the better of her. Nothing reminded one of just how very alive they were without death narrowly missing them- as Asta had learned the hard way with Helgen.

The little voice in the back of her head whispered to her that it would be so easy to just Fus-Ro-Dah him- The logical side of her brain immediately silenced the voice. That would be absolute insanity. Effective, but insane.

He was starting to wear down; the man had been half way to smashed anyway, and Asta dancing around him in circles to avoid be hit (the ones he did manage to land hurt like Oblivion) wasn't doing him any favors. A few more solid blows had him knocked completely off balance and sprawled on his back in the snow.

Dat wasn't a fair swing.” the man coughed as he staggered to his feet.

“You lost.”

Of Gods and Monsters [5b/??]

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
He huffed and tossed the coin pouch at her feet before toddling away silently. Sighing softly, Asta snatched the thing up. Part of her wanted to push on and head up to the Palace of the Kings- the logical part acknowledged that while her horse had only been walking and a slow trot for the most part, the woman had spent the majority of two days in the saddle. Pair that with the brawl, and she was just about ready to collapse.

Standing still for a few moments, Asta zoned as she was prone too, staring at nothing in particular. It wasn't until she finally noticed a hand being tentatively waved in her face. Eyes snapping to the owner of said hand, she realized it was the Dunmer woman.

“Are you alright?” There was an obvious questioning tone to her voice- not pondering Asta's physical condition, but her mental health.

“Oh, yes, I'm fine. Sorry... Do they do that often?"

"What, threaten us in the streets while guards look the other way? Yes."

A frown etched itself into her forehead as the Dunmer woman wandered away, leaving Asta alone.

This story is clearly going at its own pace. I was wanting to get to more plot stuff, but I checked the word count and this is decent length; should not take me another month to get the next one out! I swear we're working towards things and stuff >.>

Re: Of Gods and Monsters [5b/??]

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry anon! I'm still here and I'm sure other readers are as well.

Re: Of Gods and Monsters [5b/??] A!A

(Anonymous) 2013-09-09 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, I'm so glad to hear it =D I know I shouldn't be, but I'm one of those authors who assumes silence is terrible news about my latest chapter xD

Anyway, I'll be trying to get these out on as close to a weekly basis as my schedule will allow. Don't change, nonny~

Re: Of Gods and Monsters [5b/??] A!A

(Anonymous) 2013-09-09 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
No don't assume that! Kink meme ratios are a funny thing. You could have 100 people reading the story, but maybe only 10 comment. I never used to comment on fics and have only started doing so recntly because feedback is important for authors!

Re: Of Gods and Monsters [5b/??] A!A

(Anonymous) 2013-09-22 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I just discovered this site and signed up just to tell you I am reading your story. It it pretty awesome and I waiting for next segment with interest. Please continue.

Re: Of Gods and Monsters [5b/??] A!A

(Anonymous) 2013-09-29 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Aww nonny you're too nice o//o


hopefulllly update will be in the next day or so, but in Asta!non time, that can be anywhere from 2 days to 2 months.

So.
.-.

OP here!

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I just thought I'd give this a re-read (yes, I really do love it that much already!) and I was so excited to see it's been updated!

A!A, please don't worry about time/length...what you've written so far is already better than anything I hoped for when I wrote my prompt!

And I really, REALLY adore Asta! From these sections, you can see how well suited she is for Ulfric :)

Re: OP here! A!A

(Anonymous) 2013-09-09 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
o///////o you flatter me OP

If OP is happy, then this Anon is a happy camper.

And fwee~ I'm so glad you like her ouo I mean, she's not meant to be perfect, but nothing in life is :)

Next bit should be out soon!

Anon did not die (yet)

(Anonymous) 2013-10-26 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
I was going to do blood on the Ice and realized that I derped the time table for that, in addition to derping something else because I only just starting to actually do the main quests rather than dick around hunting and setting things on fire????


I need to make Asta her own play through on my game ._.

Re: Anon did not die (yet) - OP

(Anonymous) 2013-11-29 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha! I think we can all sympathise with that OP!

No worries, this OP is looking forward to whatever you post, whenever you post it! Can't wait for Asta to meet Ulfric! :)

Re: Anon did not die (yet) - OP is an idiot!

(Anonymous) 2013-11-30 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I meant A!A in the fist line of the previous post obviously!

Whoop whoop! A!A

(Anonymous) 2014-01-16 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'll just bend stuff a bit to suit my purposes. Just know that it will all play its own part ouo