Skyrim Page 3 - "Either you're naked, or I'm drunk. Maybe both."

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Mary Sue fic

[(Anonymous)]

So, after reading a lot of these filled prompts, I realized that some of the characters were kinda sorta sueish. This gave me a prompt idea.

I want a story with the mother of all Mary Sues. I want a character with no personality, completely dull, breath-takingly beautiful, and good at everything she does. And EVERYBODY hates her. The Thieves Guild hate that she takes every job, the Dark Brotherhood hate her for killing people so easily, the Companions hate her for wearing the skimpiest of outfits but never getting hurt, and the College hates her for effortlessly doing master-level magic despite just learning magic.

Bonus points if she has purple eyes, hair down to her butt with technicolor highlights, and a ridiculously long name that is not lore friendly. She should also be a little bit of every race and comment on it every chance she gets.

Re: Mary Sue fic

[(Anonymous)]

Totally on this. -A!A

Theology and sex in Tamriel

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by the fill "Racial Phylageny of cocks", I suggest a new type of fill for this book that just has to be written: What kinds of sexual acts and relationships fall under the worship of Mara, Dibella, Sanguine and Molag Bal? Basically the theological debate anout sex, preferred as cracky as possible. Multiple anons could take one or multiple points of view and debate away, just go wild. Oh and I've seen the internet, worshippers of Sheogorath are also welcome to fill.

Re: Theology and sex in Tamriel

[(Anonymous)]

I'm on this. :D

F!DB/Ulfric Stormcloak

[(Anonymous)]

Ulfric meets the DB and finds her attractive, interesting and a brilliant asset to his cause. The only slight issue is that she's firmly on the side of the Empire.

Cue lots of sexy arguing, sexy fighting and sexy...sex.

I'd like the DB to preferably be a Nord (because I can imagine Ulfric being unable to grasp why she wouldn't want to join his side) but any human race will be fine!

Bonus cakes if:
~ He uses his infamously sexy voice (and a classic Ulfric speech) to try and win her over but she keeps interrupting.
~ The DB's dominant when they get it on.

Re: F!DB/Ulfric Stormcloak

[(Anonymous)]

yes.
anon you may not know this but I did something like what you're requesting.
IT was basically he was in her bedroom sniffing her panties or whatever, then she goes into le house after the Jagged Crown thing and has a dovah fap.
Ulfric then walks in on her having a dovahfap in the kitchen area!

anyways, Roan!Anon reporting in. ((It's said Rowan))

F!DB/Brynjolf: "The Virgin and the Playboy"?!

[(Anonymous)]

Brynjolf is confused when the mutual flirtations between himself and the newest member of the Guild suddenly stops.

After some probing, he discovers that this fiery, wordly, young thief is actually a virgin whose a little afraid at the idea of bedding the experienced Brynjolf.

She need not worry though; Brynjolf's turned on by the idea he could be her first...

Re: F!DB/Brynjolf: "The Virgin and the Playboy"?!

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded....

I may just have to fill this myself.....
But that'll have to wait until after exams..

F!DB/Onmund

[(Anonymous)]

F!DB/Onmund, fuck buddies.

I prefer a Breton, but if you want another race, it's also fine. Onmund just needs more lovin'

No bathroom business, please.

/d/-kinks ho!

[(Anonymous)]

Because I like to pretend that my not-biologically-possible fantasies are more feasible with non-human species because the developers never specify that it's also impossible for them.

When male Mer come, they come lots. Enough to cause swollen or distended bellies, especially in a gang-bang. So I'd like a Mer (Altmer ideally) gangbang where exactly that happens. The tavern wenches/bards would make ideal receivers imo but I'm not married to the idea. It can be consensual or not, it doesn't matter to me, but bonus points if the bottom winds up fucked stupid/slutty.

Please?

Re: /d/-kinks ho!

[(Anonymous)]

I'd never realised how much I needed to read this until OP posted it. Seconded!

DB/ Rune and or Vipr

[(Anonymous)]

I want to see a human get it on with either or both of these thieves. Vipr has all that stamina and rune is such a good guy I love those guys.



Maybe someone can decipher his rune.


Bonus for a ménage

M/F!DB + Anyone, "Don't Tease Me!"

[(Anonymous)]

So I see a lot of fills with the male LI constantly getting the DB, and it's almost always easy, with the DB completely happy about it.

I'm really interested in seeing a Dragonborn, preferrably female but I'm totally chill with a male DB too, who's essentially a total tease. Like, knows they're attractive and knows how to use it to their advantage. Maybe the Dragonborn gets his/her kicks out of seeing men/women try really really hard for his/her affection. Or maybe he/she is a vampire and he/she just can't see his/herself having a relationship with his/her "prey." I don't know - just so long as he/she knows and uses this to his/her advantage, I don't really mind.

If you want to put any sort of LI in there, I don't mind, either! Can't complain about that. ;D Do whatever you'd like to end the prompt, whether it be in pairing the DB up with someone or not. I don't have any preferences when it comes to gender or race of either the DB or the possible LI, but I do have a love of any Thieves Guild member (and I can totally see a tease!DB being involved with them), and it'd be interesting to see someone from the Companions or the College of Winterhold (or anywhere in Skyrim, really) involved as well.

BONUS POINTS:
-If the Dragonborn is really vain (mmm, character flaws).
-If the reason the Dragonborn hasn't bedded/had a relationship with any prospectives yet is because he/she just really doesn't give a fuck about that kind of stuff.

Potential A!A

[(Anonymous)]

I love this prompt, OP! Would consider maybe filling this with a F!Breton!DB and Delvin...? I could really see him falling for a younger, new thief and trying to get her affections directed towards him!

Tell me if that's alright! :)

DB/ Rune and Vipir

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to see a threesome or a pairing of Rune and the dragon born and Vipir and the Dragon Born. The Stamina that Vipir has after talking about his run has to be insane. And Rune is just super likable. So Maybe the DB could help him with his quest for his namesake. I would prefer to see a female Human. I am just a huge fan of these thiefs.

* Het Preferred

Black-Briars: Good Ol'-Fashioned Incest

[(Anonymous)]

So... the Black-Briar family is kinda screwed up. Mjoll acknowledges that Hemming, Sibbi, and Ingun are Maven's kids - but Hemming says that Ingun and Sibbi are HIS kids. If you go into the Creation Kit files, it says that Maven is Ingun and Sibbi's grandmother. :o
Now, that can either mean one of two things: a technical error or incest between Maven and Hemming. And here on the KinkMeme, we go with incest.
Squicks are the usual (gore, waterplay, scat) and kinks are pretty much up for grabs (but if you could work in some BDSM elements in there, that would be fabulous). Bonus points if Mjoll uncovers the truth and tries to work it into her campaign to cleanse Riften of criminal activity. XD Just give me some incest of Lannisterian proportions, anons!

Re: Black-Briars: Good Ol'-Fashioned Incest

[(Anonymous)]

I've actually be contemplating this exact pairing recently. No promises since I'm swamped, but I wanted to let you know - Seconded!

Susanna the Wicked

[(Anonymous)]

She likes Dunmer, you see...

At Candlehearth Hall, she'll only play the flirt for tips, nothing more. But when she sneaks down to help out at the New Gnisis Cornerclub...she'll do anything for the right kinds of customers. Gladly.

Re: Susanna the Wicked

[(Anonymous)]

I want this!

M! or F!DB/Cicero

[(Anonymous)]

First time posting on LJ, so sorry if I mess up.

I think everyone has heard the song Closer with Nine Inch Nails, correct? I would like something inspired by that song with Cicero and a PC. Something sexy, dirty and dangerous, you know the lyrics.
"Help me, I've broke apart my insides / help me, I've got no soul to sell / help me, you make me perfect / help me get away from myself / I wanna fuck you like an animal"

I want Cicero to be deliciously crazy and I want it rough with him on top. He seems almost kind of innocent in the Cicero fills I've seen, especially with an M!DB, so yeah...

As for the PC, either gender is fine, as long as Cicero forces them to be submissive (even though this anon would personally like a male, since there's a serious lack of slash in this meme, but whatever floats A!A's boat). I give y'all pretty free hands with the DB, but I'd prefer a human for this prompt.

Kinks

Re: M! or F!DB/Cicero

[(Anonymous)]

OP here who pressed the post button by mistake. Sorry.

Kinks include BDSM, minor blood play, hair pulling and so on.
Squicks are any bathroom business, too much dirty talk (some is all good, just not the whole 'cock slut' thing, ugh) and the use of words like 'cock' and 'pussy'. Rather describe the feelings (fear? excitement? up to you) more.

Plus points for dub-con and Cicero's voice getting deeper and huskier, and maybe some Mad!Cicero giggles?

I Will love you forever!

Forsworn + Nord

[(Anonymous)]

Give me a relationship that really shouldn't EVER work out anons! Genders don't matter what so ever, doesn't matter who the Nord is or if the Forsworn is an original character or not (maybe even actually the dragonborn?)

Bonus points major culture clashes and/or the Nord to be a Stormcloak (like say, Ralof, Galmer, Ulfric?)

Re: Forsworn + Nord

[(Anonymous)]

I need more Forsworn!DB in my life. Because there is none.

SECONDED.

(Also, no promises, but if I finish my current prompt I'll totes fill this.)

Werewolf DB/people of whiterun

[(Anonymous)]

The people of Whiterun start to suspect the Dragonborn is a werewolf when travelers come upon the bodies of bandits that have been torn to shreds, and the Dragonborn is collecting the bounty's on the bandits, also Lydia's first reaction to her Thane changing into a werewolf during a skirmish and saving her life.

Mannequins: A Horror Story

[(Anonymous)]

So, the mannequins in the player houses. Useful for displaying armor...but they kind of creep me out. Their half-formed faces. The way the wood grain makes it look like their mouths are sewn shut. ...the way they occasionally come to life and move around on their own.

My Dragonborn just spent a few weeks in Markarth, while I was testing out a mod, and the mannequin there...well, it got a little weird. At first it was just a vague feeling of unease, whenever I was in the room with it. I would turn around, catch a glimpse of it, and it would seem like maybe it had moved, just a little.

I tried to ignore it. It was just a mannequin, and I needed to concentrate on my sorting chest.

The mod was coming along nicely, and I was bouncing back and forth between testing and actually playing the game. Then, one day, I sent my Dragonborn to bed and when he woke up, the mannequin was standing right there beside the bed, staring down like it had been watching him sleep.

I freaked out a little. Save, exit, watch some Futurama. Eventually I calmed down. Convinced myself that it was just a game, and that glitches happen. I reloaded, used console commands to send the mannequin back where it belonged, and tried to forget about it. ... That's when things got even weirder.

From that moment on, Calder, my DB's spouse, refused to sleep in their bed. He would stay up most of the night, then catch a few hours sleep in Argis' bed. When he woke up, he would walk out into the main room and just stand there, staring at the mannequin with this odd, desolate expression on his face.

He would stand there all day, never looking away unless I started a conversation with him. Finally I'd had enough, so I packed up the family and moved to Breezehome, where there are no mannequins.

I do worry about Argis though, stuck there alone, with a possessed, stalkerish, and possibly murderous mannequin...

So please, please, PLEASE, someone write me something creepy about evil possessed mannequins.

Horror movies do tend to have their share of gratuitous sex, and that would be more than welcome here (since this is a kink meme and all). Any kinks are fine, no squicks to speak of. I do prefer slash, but I'll take anything...as long as it comes with a side of creepy wooden stalker dudes.

I'll even throw in a custom sorting chest mod, to whomever fills this. Just tell me what house, and into which containers you would like things sorted.

Re: Mannequins: A Horror Story

[(Anonymous)]

Oooh, this is the first time I've seen a horror prompt on this meme. Do want!

Seconded!

F!DB/Any male LI - The Dragonborn..... runs?

[(Anonymous)]

The DB has always been a runner. If anything gets too hard or too real she quietly packs up her things in the middle of the night and goes.

So the DB makes a mistake/things start getting too difficult and she goes..... leaving one pissed off LI in her wake.

For whatever reason he wants to rip her face off and so he goes looking for her.
But when he finds her he realises he's just been missing her and dose whatever he can to try and bring her back. And by whatever I mean some sweet wooing and sex.

Bonus points:
-DB is a young bosmer, imperial or breton
-Said LI is Vilkas or Brynjolf (but any other male, except for Cicero, is fine)
-The LI chaining the DB to him so she can't run again

Squicks, bathroom stuff, excessive blood play, non-con

Re: F!DB/Any male LI - The Dragonborn..... runs?

[(Anonymous)]

Possible A!Anon here!

Dear Talos how I would LOVE to see this filled. I've half a mind to fill it myself, actually, but I think it would be better for someone else to step into those shoes. If this isn't filled soon, I'll try to write something :D

F!DB/Vilkas/Marcurio

[(Anonymous)]

I would give anything to read a threesome with Vilkas, Marcurio, and a lady dragonborn, especially with both of them entering the lady at the same time. No other kinks in particular required, please steer clear of angst, scat/watersports/any other kind of body horror squick. Thanks

[(Anonymous)]

The discovery was just as painful and angsty as I hoped it would be...does that make me a terrible person? I still can't wait for more, I am on the edge of my seat. Why you so awesome, anon?

[(Anonymous)]

If this was for my fic, thank you and I hope to get the next part up soon!

If not, I'm sure the actual A!A this is for is also just as thankful, although you may wish to repost it to their fic so they see it. :)

Innocent!DB/LI

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to see a virgin!DB teasing a LI of your choice without realising it. They do stuff innocently, like "hey I got a burn on my chest lemme take my shirt of and treat it veeery closely in front of the LI" and you know, those kind of things.

The DB is maybe quite young, or has lived alone a lot so that they don't know anything about sex? That sort of stuff.

I don't have a real preference, A!A can choose any DB and LI, any genders, any races, though OP has a love for slash.

Bonus points for some smut that's kind of dub-con-ish when the LI can't take it anymore, a surprised DB who doesn't understand what in the world the LI is doing (why are you touching me like that? oh, don't stop by the way, it feels kind of good) and use of the phrase 'hey, I could get used to this'.
No smut necessary though, make it fluffy if that's more your thing. :)

Re: Innocent!DB/LI

[(Anonymous)]

On it!

Thief/Mage I'm under your spell.

[(Anonymous)]

Give me a thief from the thieves guild breaking into the College of Winterhold and falling in love with one of the mages who lives there. Either one can be the DB (or not!) Gender doesn't matter, just lots of fluff and smut would be nice :)

I got the idea from listening to "Under Your Spell" from the Buffy musical episode in season 6 if that helps set the scene.

Re: Thief/Mage I'm under your spell.

[(Anonymous)]

Gallus/Enthir seems to be the obvious choice- would that do?

Brynjolf/F!DB + Rune

[(Anonymous)]

There's nothing quite like jealousy to get the blood pumping...

When my F!DB first spoke to Rune in the Cistern, Brynjolf came marching over and stood right in front of Rune, completely hiding him from view and watching my DB intently as she and Rune talked.

Inspired by this, I'd love a fill about how Brynjolf feels jealous when the DB talks to any male who isn't him and is totally unfamiliar with it (being the relaxed, charming womaniser he is!)

It can be fun or angsty (or both!) and have a smutty outcome of course!

Re: Brynjolf/F!DB + Rune

[(Anonymous)]

Oooh, a!anon likes. ;D I'll write it.

Mirabelle Ervine / Savos Aren

[(Anonymous)]

Am I the only one who ships these two? They're my scholarly mom and dad at the College of Winterhold and I love them.

And I want to watch them get it on. They're the Arch-Mage and Master Wizard, magic during sex is a mussst.

Stuff to think about, just throwing this out there:
- lady in charge, yum
- her fingering his ass
- during that, her casting a sparks spell inside him to stimulate his prostate: fzap! :D

Re: Mirabelle Ervine / Savos Aren

[(Anonymous)]

OMG Someone NEEDS to fill this. WOW!

Hookers.

[(Anonymous)]

It's kind of hard to believe that there wouldn't be any in Skyrim! So give me some, reinterpret characters (male, female, doesn't matter) into those whose affection is triggered by cold hard cash.

Super extra mega bonus points: Play off that joke from Dragon Age 2, and give me a character who's a literal side dish--part of a buy one get one deal :D

Re: Hookers.

[(Anonymous)]

How does the Op feel about the Bunkhouse in Riften being a brothel? I could definitely do something with that. Or i could go all sacred temple prostitute and use the Temple of Dibella in Markarth if that's better?

m!dunmer!dragonborn/nocturnal - forever alone.... almost

[(Anonymous)]

Dragonborn can flip a coin and call it right 10 times out of 10 but cant get a woman to take a second look at him. And its not for lack of any charm or being a handsome dark elf. Something is clearly going on. Turns out the reason for this is because Nocturnal possessively watches over her favourite dunmer toyboy. Would ideally lead to see her finally coming to claim him one dark night, preferably while hes pleasuring himself to thoughts of her because hes got so much pent up sexual frustration. Naturally, since its a goddess coming to have her way with a loyal servant, its a pretty one sided affair, heh. :P

Would like a dunmer male because the skin colour fits her daedric aspects pretty well, and I personally can only think of two other instances in game involving m!dunmer and any real sex/romance. One is with Haelga so that barely counts, the other ends in "killed by a bear" for him and his lover.

Mainly requesting this because I recently did the thieves guild questline and as Im sure a few will agree: Nocturnal = Woooooah baby. Even her statue sizzles with pure daedric hawtness.

F!DB/Delvin - Relationship Sex

[(Anonymous)]

Delvin and the DB have rough but affectionate sex.

BONUS if this isn't the first time and they're in a relationship that the Guild are beginning to find out about.

Also, age kinks are wonderful so maybe the DB could be a young woman (early twenties)...?

Anyone who fills this will have my undying love!

Re: F!DB/Delvin - Relationship Sex

[(Anonymous)]

passerby!Anon seconds this very much. Pleasepleaseplease someone fill this?