I have a friend who has made it his life's goal to muff snuff me every chance he gets, as he calls it. In retaliation I tell all the guys that he's straight.

It's like reverse wing-manning when we go out drinking. I don't know what that says about our friendship. I might have to reconsider my social circles.


but any way, yeah, being the Queen of ikea erotica, I lack the necessary talents to fill this, but will name my first born after the Anon who does.