This anon is very depressed. She has also read ALL THE SLASH on the meme. All of it! And although some of the het is exceedingly well-written, it just doesn't hit her buttons and cheer her up like the slash does.

So please would someone write more slash? Ideally, lots of someones.

Favourite Skyrim men:
* Jarl Balgruuf
* Elrindir (the lovely Bosmer who runs The Drunken Huntsman. SO PRETTY!)
* Ulfberth War-Bear (yes, I know he's married)
* Idolaf Battle-Born (also unfortunately married)
* Jon Battle-Born
* Ralof (who escapes with you at the start)
* Eorlund Gray-Mane
* Kodlak Whitemane
* Alvor (of Riverwood)
* Brynjolf
* Roggi Knot-Beard
* Ulfric Stormcloak
* Erandur (the woobie priest from Waking Nightmare)
* Dyce the Incredibly Easy Breton

If you are spotting a long-haired & beardy theme, you may be correct. (I don't know what Dyce looks like, but he's adorable nonetheless).

Anything welcomed, from fluffy, snuggly drabbles up to 15-part hardcore porn without plot. Just... lovely men with other lovely men, please.

Kinks: Hurt/Comfort, Realistic sex (e.g. one orgasm per session - unless enhanced with the Skyrim equivalent of Viagra!)

Squicks: Non-con, Scat, Cicero, Troll fat (please, some other sort of lube!)

Thanks :D