Someone wrote in [personal profile] skyrimkinkmeme 2012-11-05 09:23 pm (UTC)

The Male Organs of Sentient Races and Their Properties (3/4)

PART 3: THE RACES OF MAN

As is the case with the nimble, slender Bosmer, the relatively short Breton men tend to give the impression of, let us say, considerable size of sex organs. Also like Bosmer, they are not shy concerning this fact, though they are somewhat more guarded with casual nudity. Still, getting first-hand experience of a Breton member is a more straightforward process than the same with an Imperial subject. Though the author is of Imperial stock herself, she must regrettably admit that her kin was at times overly fond of lengthy, formal dancing around the issue before the research could proceed. The results, on the other hand, were usually well worth the extra time spent preparing the subject.

The oft-repeated rumour that Redguard men are better endowed than other men is merely that, rumour and hearsay. In truth, the considerable amount of specimens studied by the author, as well as other accounts from witnesses, point to Redguard organs being of average size. They are, however, remarkable in another respect: many Redguards practice circumcision, which creates a smooth appearance, though at the cost of some sensitivity. Independent researchers should note – though the subject is likely to bring it up as well – that a bit of oil spread on the subject of study enhances the experience greatly.

Nords, as any keen observer of provincial culture has no doubt noted, are fond of rough humour, and the sexual prowess of their men is often the subject of jokes and bawdy drinking songs. The men are also liable to boast of their exploits and endowments. For instance, upon inquiring about a potential research subject, the author was told the man was ”hung like Shor's housecarl”. One should always take such boasts with a grain of salt, or disappointment may occur; though it must also be noted that a Nord has never yet failed to be a rewarding subject of study, even under the influence of large amounts of mead.

The reproductive biology of goblins, trolls, harpies, dreugh, tsaesci, imga, various daedra and many others must remain outside the scope of this book. The mere knowledge that the sload of Thras are hermaphrodites in their youth and later reabsorb their reproductive organs once they are old enough to move about on land was enough to discourage the author from closer contact. There is only so much that one researcher can handle; but perhaps in the future, another adventurous seeker of knowledge will shed more light on these matters.

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