Whelp, looks like Sheogorath is up to his old shenanigans again. After (somehow) managing to get his hands on a set of arrows soaked in a love potion, he decides to test them by randomly matching people up, regardless of sex, species, or marital status. One pair ends up being the snarky, grumpy court mage with the exuberant and bubbly Dragonborn. They know something is up, but they're too busy trying to keep their hands off each other to actually fix things.

Meanwhile, Sheogorath is watching and laughing so hard it actually hurts. He decides to give the Dragonborn another dose to make things more interesting, but as he sits down to fully enjoy the carnage, he ends up getting an arrow right in the arse. Hilarity ensues, with sexy results.

All I ask is that the DB is of a non-beast race, that anything sexual is as consensual as it can get under the influence of a love potion, and nothing bathroom-related.

Go go gadget Anons!