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Skyrim Page 3 - "Either you're naked, or I'm drunk. Maybe both."

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Vex needs love too and she wants it from the Dragonborn, a young new attractive member of the guild.
The Dragonborn seems interested in Sapphire though and the worst part of all is Sapphire seems to flirt back!
Vex is having none of it and the thieve used to just taking what she can't have will do just about anything to get the Dragonborn to bed.
I want Vex to actually get with the Dragonborn in the end so she can't run off into the sunset with Sapphire.
I would also prefer to have a Nord Dragonborn.

Things to include for bonus internets:
1. Vex being a major cock block (is there a female version?)
2. Vex actually catching the Dragonborn and Sapphire in a sexual act of any description.
3. Vex cornering the Dragonborn and forcing herself upon her.
4. The Dragonborn being reluctant at first but eventually gets really into it as they go to bed.

Bit specific I know but everything else is up to A!A

I think the female version is twat stopped...

I'd write it, but I can't write decent smut to save my life.

I have a friend who has made it his life's goal to muff snuff me every chance he gets, as he calls it. In retaliation I tell all the guys that he's straight.

It's like reverse wing-manning when we go out drinking. I don't know what that says about our friendship. I might have to reconsider my social circles.

but any way, yeah, being the Queen of ikea erotica, I lack the necessary talents to fill this, but will name my first born after the Anon who does.

Everyone's saying their excuses as to why they can't write for this prompt, so...I thought I'd offer mine. I wanna write it, I do, but I'm terrible at smut. What if there were no lemons and it focused more on the comedy aspect of Vex trying to win the DB over?

Not!OP would love you forever and a day if you took a bash at this.

If multi-fills are cool, I'm plotting something ever so slowly, but 50 hour work weeks do not a happy anon make, so I wouldn't your breath for mine :)

OP here
That's fine, I just really love anything Vex
:)

I'm new here but I got the femslash skills to pay the bills - basically, I can and will fill this! =D

So as I said above, here I am taking up the awesome challenge that this prompt entails!

I just wanted to say that I'll be posting this in small pieces at a time because I'm on a DSi which has character limits, boo. And also, I'm writing this as I go so no tags until the end (sorry mods).

Let the awesome femslash times begin!

Nords were a gold pence a dozen in Skyrim so when Brynjolf introduced the new guild member, Vex didn't bother to acknowledge the news once he mentioned she was a native from Iverstad. Unfortunately for Vex, when the new member stepped out from behind Brynjolf, she felt the air go out of her a little. The woman was a Nord, obviously, taller than Vex but not by much. Her hair was a dark auburn, skin tan from either farming or hunting.

Vex had trouble meeting the woman's cool jade eyes, feeling as though they could see through her, spying every lie she ever told.

Delvin whistled, of course the old pervert did. The woman didn't acknowledge it but gave them all a favorable smile, dark pink curling slightly at the corners of her mouth. When Brynjolf departed to the Cistern, the new recruit lingered to greet the rest of the guild members more personally.

"My name is Gydha," the woman said when she had managed to get past Delvin.

"Vex." She didn't uncross her arms feeling secure in her unwelcoming stance.

The woman nodded, taking the hint that further questions would likely be met with hostility or avoidance. Taking her leave to meet Brynjolf or Mercer in the Cistern for her first official guild work, Vex pretended not to watch Gydha's shapely figure as it walked across the room. Delvin was far less modest, dribbling mead down his scruffy chin in his gawking.

It irritated Vex for what she told herself was long-wrought irritation with the older man not, as she knew truly, because it sparked the tiniest bit of jealousy in her heart.

"That woman is a fox in human form," Delvin laughed. "Do you think she'd fancy a silver fox for a mate?"

Vex glared hard at him but remained silent.

"I can't help but notice," Delvin said to Vex one day over a midday meal, "that you've taken a shine to the new recruit."

It had been three weeks since Gydha had joined their ranks. She'd done several jobs for Vex in that time and each time she returned with a smile as though pleased to see Vex. Maybe she caught a thrill from thieving, some were like that, but the Imperial was not convinced Gydha was that type of person.

Snorting dismissively at Delvin's comment, Vex drank deeply from her mug.

"Right, our little Vex would never fancy anything that didn't glimmer." Delvin leaned forward, conspiratorially whisperng, "I hear Sapphire has her eye on the lovely fox."

It took Vex a surprising amount of effort to appear unfazed by the news. Her fingers itched to go to her dagger though.

"So? It's of no concern of mine."

The man was not fooled, smirking as he took a bite of his beef. The temptation to punch him was high but despite things, Vex had taken a liking to Delvin. Beside, she wasn't into Gydha.

Several nights later Vex had gone to the training area, her body aching for some creative action that wasn't sex. Or rather, she had no one to fuck and thus sex was not a viable option for her.

Niruin passed her in the corridor leading to the training area. He smirked faintly but didn't stop to elaborate. This arose suspicion in Vex but she walked on.

She saw it before she entered, what Niruin had likely been smirking at. In the distant corner of the training area Sapphire was pressed against Gydha, lips locked together in a heated kiss. Vex would never know how much that Bosmer bastard had seen before he had left the two to their whims but Vex made a mental note to steal his entire inventory of arrows the first chance she got.

The obvious thing to do was to turn and do as Niruin had done, but Vex was drawn to the sight. They were partially clothed; Gydha's armor laid forgotten at their feet, Sapphire's leather pants were down at her feet.

Thin leather wrapped around Sapphire's hips and the curves of her ass, the harness clearly well made.

Gydha moaned, the sound trembling against Vex's lips and pooling down to her stomach. Gydha then gasped when Sapphire suddenly spun her around against the barrel they'd been leaning against, fingers deftly spreading her open to slip the harness's phallic attachment into the Nord.

If Vex had been in denial of the little barbs of jealousy spooling through her chest simply when Gydha's name fell from the lips of another guild member, even in a friendly manner, she was seething with it as Gydha moaned lewdly beneath the other thief. Vex closed her eyes against the sound of their flesh slapping together as Sapphire thrusted in and out of Gydha.

When Sapphire's name fell from Gydha's lips, Vex turned away and quickly departed before she did something she'd regret.

In her bed, Vex thought about future jobs, the money Delvin owed her from a wager he'd lost a week ago, Mercer's face--anything that kept her from thinking about what she had just witnessed. When the pair exited the training area, Vex turned her back and feigned sleep until they had exited the Cistern. She had made one definite decision in that time - Gydha was hers and she would do anything to take her away from Sapphire.

Hope this hasn't been forgotten.

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