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Skyrim Page 3 - "Either you're naked, or I'm drunk. Maybe both."

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Dyce: *peruses menu* Yes, this looks satisfactory. I'll have it.

Waiter: Which, Sir?

Dyce: This. All of it.

Waiter: *boggles*

In other words, Dyce!anon is delighted that someone actually prompted him. I also second the motion for more slash (especially Erandur.) I'll see what I can do myself.

Eeee! Dyce!anon saw my post! :D

What I love about Dyce is the way he's a slut, but totally ethical with it. He wants to have sex with anyone who's attractive and willing, but he's not selfish - he wants his partner to enjoy the experience, and not get hurt: physically OR emotionally. I kinda think of him as wandering round Skyrim, killing bad guys and providing sexytiems for the good ones.

I've even read his occasional liaisons with ladies - which says something about your writing, since I Don't Read Het.

I'm honoured. And your description is pretty spot on, just add in a fair amount of petty thievery (someday the Companions are going to catch him with his hands in the till.) And he's not very beardy; he's more on the scruffy side, if you were wondering.

Beards are not Essential - I also have a raging Thing about Martin Septim, and no one in Oblivion has a beard, apart from Sheogorath!

I picture Dyce as having messy long red/brown hair, and stubble because he can't be arsed to shave.

Martin Septim was Sean Bean though, so the normal rules do not apply (Martin with Skyrim's graphics and faces? Damn, now I'm wondering if there's a mod- huh, okay, there is, but it's a bit disappointing.)

Close enough; his hair was fairly short when he arrived in Skyrim, but he doesn't cut it so it gets longer (and that means fewer continuity errors on my end :P)

UNF!!! Dyce & the companions. (ALL of the Companions!)

Sorry. Got a little greedy there. But seriously, seeing what Dyce could (would and should) do with Vilkas and/or Farkas would be a dream come true. The size kink alone would blow my brains.

And Farkas has a very similar personality (so they would be sweet together) and, oh man, you *know* Vilkas would be so hot and bothered by that Red-headed Breton thief that he *knows* he should. not. want. But he does. (Because bothered Vilkas is Hot!Vilkas)

Please, oh please Dyce!Anon!

Dyce/Erandur? *passerby!anon makes puppy eyes*

Original OP heartily seconds this.

I third this because, as far as I know, there is only ONE Erandur slash piece on this site. There needs to be more.

Fourthed, and by the power of my favorite number (4) - please let this happen.

I live for Erandur slash. Fifthed. Typing these words with my rock hard nipples.

Working on it. Although so far it's all angst.

And thank you, fifth!anon for that delightful mental image. Regardless of your gender, that's hilarious.

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