Skyrim Page 3 - "Either you're naked, or I'm drunk. Maybe both."

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Re: OP rides again! (1/2)

[(Anonymous)]

Martin's brain just exploded at the thought of being the meat in a red-haired Breton sandwich, and he's hiding at the back of my brain meeping. Also very turned on. But mostly embarrassed and wondering where to put his face, poor thing.

Actually, the argument that Alix & Martin were having the other day was about threesomes... Alix found out that Martin had dozens of them while worshipping Sanguine, and is now a little bit afraid that he might not be "enough".

Re: OP rides again! (1/2)

[(Anonymous)]

Dyce's predecessor was a red-headed Breton called Dart (I am serious.) He liked Martin a great deal but I didn't like the game that much and after finishing the main quest the savefile corruption bug ate him and his sixty hours of progress and I gave up. He was a bit of a bastard, so I'm not sure Martin deserved him anyway.

Dyce doesn't quite understand why Alix is so insecure :P Isn't it obvious he's enough?

Re: OP rides again! (1/2)

[(Anonymous)]

Did you ever see the film Chasing Amy? This guy called Holden gets together with a "lesbian" called Alyssa, and gradually finds out more and more about her sexual history before she was with him. Like it turns out he wasn't the only guy she'd ever slept with like he thought, and she'd had threesomes, and all sorts of stuff that makes him more and more jealous. Eventually he proposes a threesome with the two of them and his roommate Banky, who is so far in the closet that he's in Narnia; and she freaks out, because he doesn't understand that's not who she is any more. She did those things, and they're in the past, and now she wants to be with someone she really loves.

Swap out Holden for Alix and Alyssa for Martin; and add in the fact that Martin didn't just have the odd threesome with friends, he had incredibly wild drunken orgies around the statue of Sanguine. He's had sex with both genders of every sentient race and then some, including extreme kink stuff and daedra! (MASSIVE SPOILER FOR STORY I AM CURRENTLY WRITING). Of course Martin's not that person any more - he's horrified by it, by everything to do with it, and while his body wouldn't say no, his brain would. He doesn't want random sex with random people any more, he wants - needs - affection from one person who treats him like a human being instead of as a very expensive piece of baggage or a priceless ornament.

But the fact remains that there's nothing quite like what Dyce did with Rune and Calder, and Martin used to adore being used like that, and Alix can't ever replicate that because there's only one of him. Although I just thought "What about the Skull of Corruption?" and looked at Vaermina's Daedric Quest in Oblivion, and it turns out not to be anything too unethical, apart from leaving the wizard Arkved having nightmares for the rest of his life. Although you CAN kill him... So now Alix is wondering about duplicating himself, and what exactly that would involve, while Martin is warning him not to go playing with Daedric Artifacts that he doesn't understand...

Alix is insecure because he doesn't think he's anything special and is worried that Martin is only with him because of circumstances. Then even more so because of the whole "The Emperor needs to get married to a woman to ensure the line of succession" thing. Poor silly boy.