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Skyrim Page 3 - "Either you're naked, or I'm drunk. Maybe both."

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By the time Dyce arrived back in Windhelm, his armour had returned to its normal colour and lost its white fur trim. Odahviing didn’t hang around to talk, instead leaving as swiftly as he’d arrived after advising Dyce to avoid using that shout too often.

Dyce himself was exhausted, but was not planning on missing out on any of the celebrations he’d been invited to. He planned to catch a few hours sleep in Hjerim and then take the cart to Riften for the Guild party.

The door creaked only slightly as he eased it open; Calder would still be asleep. He decided he was more tired than hungry and crept upstairs to the master bedroom.

Despite the fact Dyce had given no notice of his intent to return, Calder had set out a huge plate of cookies and a mug of eggnog next to his bed. Even stranger, they were both still warm.

After eating and drinking his fill, Dyce took off his armour and went to bed, and he swore he could still hear those damnable bells ringing in his ears.

Tags: char:Erandur char:Enthir char:M!DB char:Odahviing kink:crack kink:humor series:dyce

(Apologies if this posts three times. LJ is being recalcitrant.)

Do you know, I saw this prompt, didn't think anyone would fill it and then not only did they fill it, IT WAS DYCE! EEEEEE!!!!

I loved every bit of this, all the little details such as new Santa armour, needing Elves and then Erandur and Enthir show up, Odahviing as the sleigh with bells, and leaving coal for Balgruuf's kids. So many little things just made this perfect.

It was a joy to read. Thank you!

Gods that was quick. Looks like the plot were-bunnies got you. :D

[Insert silly kid's song here...]

He has a red red coat
And a red red hat
His boots are black
And he carries a sack
He has a twinkle in his eye
And a friendly smile
And his name is DOV AH CLAUS...

[/Insert silly kid's song here...]

Happy New Year :)

Fucking hilarious.

Oh Dear God, this broke me!

Everything! The Shout! Odahviing (Odahviing!!) with Jingle Bells!
Enthir in tights and trying to steal stuff! Erandur being Erandur! The sexy red leather armour (Ohbaby!)

My poor family thinks I've absolutely lost my mind because I'm cackling over this. (Odahviing!)

Thank you so much! Just so funny and sweet! I'm hoping Dyce gets everything (and everyone) he wishes for the Holidays.

I'm not sure what just happened, but I liked it. (I'm sure Dyce gets that all the time)

Oh my god I fricken Dyce fill! A FRICKEN DYCE FILL! *flailing* I didn't even expect it to be filled at all, let alone by my favorite character. Op is so overjoyed that words have failed her. I love all your fills A!A and to have my request filled by you is an honor.

Just. F-ing. Awesome.

I approve of this fill DyceAnon :D

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