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F!Dragonborn/Farengar Secret-Fire "Stupid Cupid" part 1/?

[(Anonymous)]

(characters include Sheogorath, F!Dragonborn, Farengar Secret-Fire, and Sanguine.)

  Sheogorath sat in the rafters of a wizard's room in Dragonsreach. He watched as a pretty Imperial woman spoke to a disgruntled Mage. The Mad God thumbed the purple arrows, their tips shining pink. He'll have to thank Sanguine for getting Mara drunk so he could snag her arrows. She normally used them to "connect the hearts of lovers in the midst" or some dung-heap like that. Eyeing the Imperial woman's rear, he figured out a much better use for them. 

  All things considered, it was a normal day for Hera. Which was odd in itself, as "normal" isn't a word commonly used to describe her. Her definition of "Normal" consisted of slaughtering several dragons, killing no less than five bandit tribes, and reading at least one chapter of "The Lusty Argonian Maid" before bed as she eats a sweet roll. But today, she was "normal", in the sense that she went out and did errands any towns person would do. She got out of bed, Lydia greeting her with her usual "honor to you, my thane". She dressed in a simple green dress, not the heavy steel plate armor she usually wore. She went shopping, buying groceries and kindling. She cleaned house. She played tag with Lars Battle-Born and Mila Valentia. She was on her way to Dragonsreach right now, hoping to sell a scroll she had no use for to Farengar Secret-Fire. Yes. Today couldn't possibly go wrong.