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skyrimkinkmeme) wrote2012-11-05 06:03 pm
skyrimkinkmeme) wrote2012-11-05 06:03 pm
Comment!Fic Page 1 - "Oh, a little bit of this...a little bit of that."
OPEN FOR PROMPTS AND
OPEN FOR FILLS
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>>PLEASE FILL AS OFTEN AS YOU PROMPT!
>>No underage characters depicted in sexual acts - for our purposes, anyone under 17 is considered underage.
>>Post anonymous when you are posting prompts, filling said prompt, or commenting on either one.
>>Please do not mention yourself, when prompting, commenting or filling, as "your series tag!Anon". We like to remain anonymous and doing as stated before causes issues in that department.
>>DO NOT request certain frequent fillers in prompts. These prompts will be removed.
>>Wait one month before requesting unfilled prompts a second time.
>> Double fills and up are always welcome.
>>No Constructive criticism
>>Be kind - there will be no wank, no harsh criticisms, no discrimination of kinks, pairings or characters.
>>Absolutely no discriminatory language. Deletion for slurs is at the discretion of the mod, though anons will be given an opportunity to repost minus the language.
>>Do not hijack an Original Prompters (OP's) prompt by requesting certain characters, races and or kinks that were not specified in the original prompt. If you are, however, inspired by a prompt and wish to request a similar situation, post a prompt with your own specifics.
>>Prompts featuring real people are forbidden and will be deleted.
>>IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU'VE READ PLEASE COMMENT!
HELPFUL TIPS
>Please post your prompts with the paired characters and any notable kinks/trigger warnings in the title.
>When posting prompts, always remember to add kinks you're both looking for and wanting to avoid in a potential fill.
>When filling, please remember to add your story tags: characters, relationship types, kinks, series and universe (ie: skyrim)
>Our character limit here at LJ is 4300.
>If you have any other questions about posting, visit the HOW TO KINK MEME THREAD, under the Page Summary on your left.
Dirty Skyrim Limericks
(Anonymous) 2013-06-29 09:26 am (UTC)(link)Twas once a Dragonborn named Cock Robin,
Whom was easily aroused
Dick was long, hard and consistently throbbin'
Later on after a "date"
Cock Robin's fate
Was to be a house
For he was loused
With nearly every crab in Skyrim.
Ysolda found she had an attraction
That was problematic,
Previously her tastes in men
Had always been erratic.
'Till she bedded a Khajiit
She found they could not be beat,
For their abilities were rather acrobatic.
More Dirty Skyrim Limericks!
(Anonymous) 2013-07-01 10:27 am (UTC)(link)Men oft' avoided Maven
For she had as much appeal as a hagraven.
Though she had beauty and power
The men would cowered
For at her behest
A man was once killed
Just for mishandling her breast.
Cicero was hurled
Into our world
Where he learn about skyrimkmeme
Cicero firmly disagreed
With the smut he sees
Soon all of the authors
Were beheaded.
Heimskr masturbates
While he self flagellates
Constantly Muttering 'Talos'
While he think's of her
An' how she'd engross him.
Re: More Dirty Skyrim Limericks!
(Anonymous) 2013-07-04 03:18 am (UTC)(link)