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skyrimkinkmeme ([personal profile] skyrimkinkmeme) wrote2012-11-05 06:03 pm

Comment!Fic Page 1 - "Oh, a little bit of this...a little bit of that."

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Welcome to the new Comment!Fic Thread. Some of you may know what this is, and others may not - comment!fics are small one - two comment (the LJ word limit for comments) fills based off of one word or one sentence prompts. All ES games are welcome here, as well as the DLC's. Please don't disclose spoilers for Skyrim's DLCs in your prompt, and if you have them in your fill please place warnings.

Sharing is fun [part 2]

(Anonymous) 2013-03-08 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
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“… I swear by all the gods, I socked that fucker in the muzzle, and it just turned around and left! Bears are cowards.” This was Vipir after a few bottles, face slightly flushed, his voice even louder than usual. Despite how much they tried to make each other lower their voice, it just seemed like they couldn’t stop trying to adapt to the general tone, so they only ended up being louder and louder, as if they were trying to out-yell other. At a certain point, after Sapphire had actually stood up from her bed to throw a boot at them and tell them to go yell somewhere else, they had dragged themselves and the bottles to the training room, and now they were sprawled on the chests that cluttered one of the corners.

She really couldn’t blame her, though aiming an arrow at them when they took too long to leave may have been a bit too much.

“I’m gonna have to call bullshit on this one…” Joie stated, leaning against his chest as she took deep sips from a bottle of mead. Meanwhile, she moved her legs so that they rested in the other’s lap, crossing at the ankle.

“Dammit Giggles, I told you! That cowardly ass just whined and left. I was about to piss myself”, Vipir replied, stubbornly; she didn’t really like the nickname, but it wasn’t too unfitting, given that she really did laugh a lot, and had given up trying to get him to stop calling her that a long time before. Sometimes he or Thrynn called her Fangs, too, which she found more flattering, especially after they sparred and her trademark grin found its way on her lips, but it didn’t stick. The former bandit, who’d been silent for a while, just rubbing absently her calf as he stared at them and held his bottle in the other hand, let out a groan, shaking his head. He seemed to be, surprisingly enough for his size, the drunkest of the bunch, and his speech was slurred in a wondrous way that made Joie want to keep poking him to get him to talk.

Ah, how she loved the easy amusement that came from being blissfully drunk.

“Bears don’t fucking whiine, Vipir. They’re not dogs.”

“Pfft. Now you’re gonna tell me maidens don’t bleed.”

“I’ve bedded a maiden, once…”

“Did she bleed?”

“Yeah? Sure.”

“There was one time I bedded a grave robber over one of those stone slabs in a temple of Arkay. I think I bled, he was that big.” She wasn’t too sure how she managed to make the connection between those two events, but the way they both turned around to stare at her with half lidded eyes, in a strenuous attempt to make sense of the completely unrelated information, made it more than worth it. “So you see, it’s not just maidens who bleed.” Vipir was the first to utter a sound, which was a disgusted grunt, and shook his head, closing his eyes as if to block the image from his mind.

“They cut up corpses on those things, what in Oblivion is wrong with you?!”

“You’re cute when you’re flustered~ “, she purred, turning to kiss him on the cheek, and, much to her amusement, he kept groaning in horror at the mental image and lightly pushing her away, while the taller one still stared in confusion, before giving a shrug and drinking some more.

“Get off me, what if you’ve got brain rot?”

“Oh, shut up, you oaf, I drink more potions than I drink alcohol.”