Our favourite incorporeal assassin recounts his gory death in graphic detail and full of vigour to [insert character(s)] here. Hey, the guy does like to talk (and we like to listen) and I got the feeling that he was just waiting for you to pop the question ingame.

Smut is optional but gimme anguish, pain, blood, gross detail, the obvious castration that happened and Lucien Lachance being delighted at having a captive audience despite the subject matter.