Or, in other words, Ondolemar and his guards find a better way to spend their time than just walking back and forth all day.

The guards can be a girl and a guy, two girls, two guys, whatever. Doesn't matter, so long as everyone has plenty of consensual fun, the likes of which only crippling boredom can produce. ;)

Kinks: Oral. Oral for everyone. Light bondage. Starting clothed and getting progressively more naked.

Squicks: Bathroom stuff, non-con/dub-con, humiliation, any violence really