I have Ludovico 'Trouble' SomethingDunmery. Really, 'SomthingDunmery' is his last name. His first name is Ludovico because his father was an Imperial. Really he is from house Telvanni but he's their black sheep, always running around getting into trouble and dabbling in necromancy. They're kind of give him a silent nod for the necromancy but they forbid him to use the name Telvanni when he's out doing stupid things, so he goes by 'SomthingDunmery' instead.

He has a bad attitude and is unnerved by the sight of cabbage. Something about the unnatural texture. He likes beards though, so Skyrim is an emotionally challenging place for him.

Then my sister made and Argonian called 'Flicks-Boogers-Far'... supposedly that was what he was arrested by Tullius for, for flicking snot at the soldiers. Alas, Flicks didn't really get much of a story beyond that...