I want these three together at some point after F!DB has been made Guild Master. Preferably, Brynjolf and Delvin both realize they love her, although they're good enough friends not to let a woman come between them, so they end up a happy three-person couple. I'm hoping for something both sexy and fluffy, I guess.

Turn-offs: bathroom, anal, tiny young inexperienced women, noncon/dubcon, too much blood or bondage (a little is okay). Preferably human or elf.