Woot! I bow before the greatness of your story! Simply awesome...you had me giggling and gasping--my husband started to worry a bit. But that's neither here nor there...he should be used to that by now. I loved your characterization of Vorstag (he's a peach, to be sure) and your Bosmer F!DB was too adorable and deadly for words. Just lovely.
Thank you for sharing this wonderful story. It was perfect.