Well, I was perusing the archives when I happened to stumble upon this, and thought it was hilarious (not to mention having a very steamy fill). Then I saw the comments, and the suggestion of Neloth. At that moment, some strange cog sputtered up and began to turn and WHAM! Now I have a nagging idea that will not leave me alone. I have never written anything remotely like what I am about to type up, (I primarily stick to poetry and introspective angst), but I'm going to give it a try. 

Basically this was a rather awkward and convoluted way of telling you that another fill may be coming your way.