Please be gentle I've never done this before *sobs*
Basically I'd like to see a tiny dovahkiin completely smashed and going around cities causing havoc and stealing sweet rolls. All the sweet rolls. Never mind the expensive gold diamond necklace right under their nose. Only the sweet rolls.
Bonus points if it involves their companion (doesn't matter who) staring at them like they just grew two heads, a tail, and started doing the fish stick. Extra points if someone in the Thieves guild shows up and hulls their drunk butt away. Extra extra points if it's Mercer.
Female Bosmer is preferred but I'm happy with anything.
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timeasmymeasure
Drunk!DB- What's the matter, someone steal your sweetroll? *CRACK*
Date: 2014-05-29 03:24 pm (UTC)Basically I'd like to see a tiny dovahkiin completely smashed and going around cities causing havoc and stealing sweet rolls. All the sweet rolls. Never mind the expensive gold diamond necklace right under their nose. Only the sweet rolls.
Bonus points if it involves their companion (doesn't matter who) staring at them like they just grew two heads, a tail, and started doing the fish stick. Extra points if someone in the Thieves guild shows up and hulls their drunk butt away. Extra extra points if it's Mercer.
Female Bosmer is preferred but I'm happy with anything.