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From: (Anonymous)

If you find Ulfric after you win Solitude for the Stormcloaks, and you ask if there's anything else you can do, he basically says, "Nah, we're good." If your DB's non-human, it's easy to read a depressing undertone into that: now that they've given all that Ulfric needed, he's free to throw them away.

So let's say this DB is a Dunmer (who ostensibly had his reasons), and now suddenly the war's over, and he's being told they don't need him anymore. What's a soldier to do?

Wander somewhere in a haze of existential angst, of course. Whether he runs into someone who genuinely piques his interest or just makes him forget for a night, you can use any M!NPC you think would fit - or if you'd rather come up with one yourself, that's cool too. (Squicks are the usual, though dub-con's fine for this one if it's on the part of the DB.)

From: (Anonymous)

After a misunderstanding, the Dragonborn finds herself the newest harem wife for an Orc Chieftain. You can include the other wives "preparing" the Dragonborn for her new husband if you want.

From: (Anonymous)

Anon would like to see the Dragonborn perform deviant sexual favours for the Daedric Princes in order to receive their gifts - no silly fetch quests or kill this or that one - pure, hardcore sex. If the filler has the imagination for it, I'd like to see the sex scenes played out in the Daedric Prince's personality or what they represent.

Anything goes (just no scat or beastiality)- the more depraved the better!

From: (Anonymous)

I just want to see a DB who's used to getting what (alright, who) she wants getting completely shaken when she flirts with Farkas and he doesn't get it.

Suddenly, she doesn't know how to get what she wants.

Cue lulz, adorable Farkas and smut!

Bonus if she tries to get advice from the other female members of the Companions.

From: (Anonymous)

Does anyone remember Valdar? He was the dude who locked Hevnoraak inside Valthume. I think that he's a sweet dude and so I want to see a solo or slash fic with him.

Any race!

For Solo: just a little "me time". I bet that tomb gets boring.

For Slash: gentle sex please?

Squicks:
-Bathroom stuff

From: (Anonymous)

I need fluff. And maybe some mild angst.

Someone is feeling a little blue. Maybe it's the weather, maybe Mara hasn't smiled on them today, maybe they haven't killed as many things today as they'd like. DB sees this and, after careful consideration, decides that a hug would help. The problem? The DB just isn't very tactile, and doesn't really know how to give proper hugs.

Allow the shenanigans to ensue.

If the hug(s) lead to shenanigans of a sexay nature OP has no squicks except non-con and bloodplay (not that I think anybody could make such a fluffy prompt work for those kinks, but just in case) and OP likes ALL the races (furry Khajit cuddling is just as OK as cute Breton knee-high hugs^^)

From: (Anonymous)

I love Orcs, Khajiit, and Argonians - but my F!DB always ends up marrying a human (my DBs have married Marcurio, Vilkas, Mjoll, and Vorstag). All the children available for adoption are also human.

I'd like to see how these strange little families operate. What about an Imperial DB who adopts a child whose parents were Stormcloaks? Does Lucia wish she could breathe underwater like her mother? Does Marcurio have to lay the smackdown on someone for insulting his Khajiit wife? Do people mistake an Orc DB, her elven wife, and their child for a traveling circus?

Slice-of-life FTW.

From: (Anonymous)

I want to see the Dragonborn (either gender) get completely dommed by one of the Thalmor, to the point that the Dragonborn becomes their loyal servant and helps them achieve their goals in Skyrim.

From: (Anonymous)

I'm replaying the Thieves' Guild Questline (for, like, the fifth time) and my DB has just killed the two ex-Guildmembers that I'm pretty sure Brynjolf was hoping we'd meet and punish. Not that they'd know Bryn had sent us.

Anyway, I'd like to know what their plan was for "dealing" with the Guild's vengeance, why they were in/left the Guild, and how exactly did they piss off Brynjolf that much that he'd send us to kill them.

Have fun with it Anons.

Only squicks being of the consent variety.

From: (Anonymous)

Give me some good old-fashioned rape.

The DB has some fun with some 'guests' of his / her own choice.

Maybe DB is still pissy that Vilkas treated them like shit and has him taken to teach him a lesson?
Or maybe DB is sick and tired of Elenwen's stinky attitude and 'invites' her over for some one-sided fun?
Or maybe DB wants to get his 'revenge' on Maro in different ways than simply killing him?

So many possibilities, so little time.

Extra points for Nord DB. I don't care about the gender, I just love tall, strong, dominant DBs.

Extra extra points for other assassins watching and enjoying the show, maybe even playing with a few other hostages.

Extra extra extra points if one of the other hostages is close to the one being raped by the DB. Maybe a sibling or a former lover or a spouse etc etc.

And I'll have your children if the 'victim' ends up enjoying it much more than they are willing to admit.

Give me angst, non-con or maybe even dub-con. I have no squicks whatsoever.

From: (Anonymous)

Farkas had an affair with the M!DB (preferably a tall, strong Nord) and is convinced they are in love.
However, after one fling, the M!DB ignores Farkas, even avoids him. Farkas, still convinced DB has feelings for him, finds out that DB has the most beautiful wife waiting for him at home.
How does he deal with it? What happens when he confronts the DB? Does he tell the wife? Is the marriage as perfect as it seems? Or is there hope for his broken heart?

Give me some fluff and angst, and smut of course if you want. You can even involve the wife if that's what you want, but I'd really love a focus on a broken-hearted Farkas.

From: (Anonymous)

Mercer is preparing to steal the Eyes of the Falmer. He's packed up all the best of the Thieves' Guild's loot and has plundered every treasure save one.

Brynjolf's latest protege is a shy, sweet girl, seemingly innocent in many ways. Her sweetness and innocence offends Mercer. He intends to put an end to that nonsense personally.

Dubcon and violence just fine, but the girl has to enjoy it, however reluctantly.

Do this and I will have your kittens!

No real squicks that I'm aware of.

From: (Anonymous)

So I was wasting away another friday night and I found the image below, and was wondering if someone could get some Astrid/Fem Archmage hatesex going. Maybe the Archmage unknowingly foiled a darkbrotherhood plot and Astrid was sent to eliminate the Archmage, but said mage cast a spell on her and Astrid wants to fuck her instead of kill her. Or maybe Astrid is just looking for some ass on the side, and decides that she has a taste for elf.
Go as crazy as your mind will let you, as long as they arent taking a dump on each other.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/916754#search=astrid

From: (Anonymous)

One of the twins is head-over-heels for the Dragonborn, and it brings out the wolf in him- I wanna see Farkas or Vilkas getting territorial when someone else comes onto the Dragonborn, protective when he/she is injured, comforting when he/she is sad... but is afraid to actually SAY they care.

Can be multi-part or a series of oneshots, I'm not picky. :3 Either gender is fine, but I'd prefer a Nord!DB.

Bonuses:
- Farkas/Vilkas going werewolf on someone's ass protecting injured!DB
- Puppy eyes
- Super Special Awesome Points if the Dragonborn pretends not to notice the weird behavior to get Farkas/Vilkas to fess up to his feelings. >:3

Squicks: Non- or dub-con.

From: (Anonymous)

Human male Dragonborn finds out that his two redheaded housecarls are brother and sister. I'd like two see one of two things happen (or both if you want).

1. The Dragonborn has had sex with both of them (on different occasions). They're very disturbed by this knowledge when it comes out. Hilarious confrontation!

2. Calder and Iona team up to defend their Thane like complete badasses. Bonus points if they both think he's absolutely impossible and a bit of an idiot (but they still love him) and the Dragonborn becomes very aware of this.

I'd prefer something funny rather than angst, but if you want to take it somewhere else, I'd be interested to see it.

If you decide to add sex, my squicks are incest and bathroom stuff.

From: (Anonymous)

The Companions like to tease Aela over the crush she has on the DB; a man only known by staggering reputation, not by face.

The fabled Dovahkiin sends a missive to Jorravskr wishing to hire a Companion and Aela jumps on/is given the job...

She's extremely disillusioned when said fabled Dovahkiin turns out to be a rich, sleazy Altmer with more money than sense. She's even more disillusioned when she finds out that, more often than not, he forks out septims by the hundred to have others perform his daring deeds for him (and then takes the credit).

By this horrible twist of fate, she ends up on the mer's payroll. The Dragonborn she was crushing on was an honorable, bold-hearted hero! Only... He doesn't exist.

And just go from there really, A!A! :')

Just Aela having built up this rough, tough, Nord Dragonborn in her head... Only for it to be the exact opposite. Plotwise anything is up to you A!As

kinks: rough, biting, (and pretty much anything A!A wants to include)
Squicks: blood, bestiality, non-con, scat, snuff

Long prompt is long ;(

From: (Anonymous)

So fast forward to Skyrim's near future: Ulfric has been chosen High King, and has entered into a political marriage with Elisif.

Problem is, he's had an unrequited thing for the Dragonborn since the Civil War, and the ache hasn't faded. When the DB finally walks back into Ulfric's city, Ulfric finds himself trapped between the things he wants the pretenses he needs to keep up.

Men or elves for DB's race, please! Everything else is up to you.

From: (Anonymous)

The end of the Dark Brotherhood questline has finally arrived. The Dawnstar Sanctuary is refurbished, the emperor is dead, and things seem to be working out for our smaller band of assassins. Now that the Listener has some time to relax, she might as well blow off some steam with Nazir, right?

BONUS:
-F!DB is a Dunmer
-There is already a sort-of relationship established between the two
-F!DB tops.

But of course, those are just suggestions. Have fun!

From: (Anonymous)

My M!DB married one of the Dibella priestess but had to decide between two of them. I'd love to see Senna and Orla giving the DB some "instruction" and competing for his affections in an absolutely smutty way. Prefer a manly, manly male Nord DB. Extra credit for a smokin' hot threesome. Extra-super credit if you work dragon tongue (the flower) into the plot.

From: (Anonymous)

I want to drown in fluff with a story that goes like this:

Someone, anyone, give me a young Dragonborn (gender/race up to anon) that can't resist taking in... all kids in the orphanage (and if you have HDLC, you can include those kids too) and live FOR them! ("Those damn dragons better not even THINK of trolling near my home, if so, they'll be met with Mama/Papa bear fury!")

Maybe the DB comes from a broken family, and can't stand watching those kids look at other families with hopeful eyes...

I just want something sweet that warms my heart (it's cold right now where I live).

Thank you anons :)

From: (Anonymous)

M!(Nord)DB actually really, really enjoys being submissive in bed. Or would, if he ever were -- but there's this whole thing with a dragon's urge to dominate, causing him to do that instead. Then Ulfric (or another M!LI if a!a really wants to use someone else) comes along, completely dominates him and the DB goes from constantly trying to switch places to reluctantly submitting to being a begging, wanton mess getting off on the submission.

Kinks: D/s, bondage, marking, orgasm delay/multiple orgasms (or even both), cum play, size kink, dirty talk... possibly even spanking, fisting, sounding and even some humiliation -- pretty much whatever fits the premise is okay with me.

Don't want: outright non-con (some dub-con is all right though), bathroom stuff, serious injuries, bloodplay.

From: (Anonymous)

I've always shipped Vex/Delvin but when I heard Garthar's story about joining the guild I started having conflicted feelings.

Now I want a threesome with the three because yes.

I kind of want it to be a thing where the two argue/wonder which can please her better. Vex catches wind of it and demands they out their skills to the test. Doesn't matter how it ends.

Points for double penetration and Vex taunting/teasing them constantly.

Squicks: Scat/Water sports. S'bout it.

Please?~

From: (Anonymous)

Who else noticed this: after you complete The Book of Love, Maramal and Dinya Balu have an ambient conversation where they talk about how fortunate they are that she is with child. Aww!

So! Domestic fluffy baby fic, anybody? Go forward to some point several months from there: Maramal doting on his heavily pregnant wife, the actual birth, them dealing with being new parents, etc. I'm /ing rather than +ing Maramal and Dinya here, as the smut is optional but I'd love a realistic take on pre-baby sex (I'm huge, I'm exhausted) or post-baby sex (the baby's yelling, we're exhausted), especially with characters who don't have any fills here yet.

P.S. Lore-wise, it's going to look like pretty much a Dunmer baby. But this couple of Mara has a lot of love to give no matter who it takes after. And who doesn't want to see a Dunmer baby?

~Mara Bless You!~

From: (Anonymous)

Brynjolf finds out that his prodigious protégé, his best thief, also belongs to a certain Brotherhood. Has he fenced things that once belonged to all the people he's murdered? You bet your ass he has.

Brynjolf is pissed. Really pissed.

Your challenge is to work slash into this - anything from the DB being a cocktease and sliding out the door to (obviously) straight up smut counts. Bonus points if Brynjolf's not expecting it. Extra bonus points if the DB's an elf (but men work just as well!)

From: (Anonymous)

*cough*pretending I didn't Anon!fail*cough**cough*

Pretty much what the title implies. I want the Dragonborn (M or F) to be a virgin, but older than you'd expect someone to have kept their virginity. I don't care whether (s)he is too choosy in partners, has been let down by partners or pushed too far too soon and shied away. I don't mind if it's just something the DB has never really thought about before for any reason. Backstory is just part of what I need (hey, if you wanna go PWP, that is A-OK by me:P)

What I *really* want is older DB getting a crush that develops into FEELINGS of both romantic and smutty nature. So LI attempts a kiss and she doesn't have the FIRST CLUE what to do. LI wants to go a bit further, get closer, and DB wants this and has no idea how to go about it.

Any race, any NPC, and I don't mind m/m slash, but would ideally like het for this, please?

BONUS POINTS:
DB talks to a Housecarl for romantic advice.
DB gets someone to cast Courage on them in order to be able to hold a conversation/make eye contact with LI.
LI eventually figures out why DB is giving WANT/DO NOT WANT signals and is totally smitten
Lots of foreplay, cuddling and gentle sex ~~followed by "I've waited my whole life to experience this and now I want ALL THE SEX" sex~~