Skyrim Page 3 - "Either you're naked, or I'm drunk. Maybe both."

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Comments

Anyone: Metaphorically Speaking

[(Anonymous)]

So basically I would like to see a smutty crack/humor piece with as many theme-appropriate bad metaphors as you can fit in. You know, "he thrust his gleaming daedric sword into the fires of her forge" and so on. Any pairing is fine, het, slash, I don't mind.

Bonus points if the humor is in the metaphors, i.e. it could be read with a straight face if not for the gleaming daedric swords.

Re: Anyone: Metaphorically Speaking

[(Anonymous)]

for the love of all that is holy I second this

Re: Anyone: Metaphorically Speaking

[(Anonymous)]

YESSSSSSSS

Re: Anyone: Metaphorically Speaking

[(Anonymous)]

This needs to happen so badly.

Re: Anyone: Metaphorically Speaking

[(Anonymous)]

I need this story like Sheogorath needs his cheese!!