Skyrim Page 3 - "Either you're naked, or I'm drunk. Maybe both."

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Re: Werewolf Hunter 2.2/?

[(Anonymous)]

Lynly introduced the pair when Ungahrm was upright and demanding to know who the fetcher was, though he didn't notice the begrudging tone. “Oh, Ungahrm... meet Talsgar, he arrived here last night, but it seems you haven't met yet since you were passed out by then. He's known as the Wandering Bard! He has such tales to tell of his time spent playing in the wilderness for travellers and adventurers! It's good to have you back for another night, Talsgar!” she clasped the bard's hands in an excited greeting, which he accepted graciously. But Ungahrm was unravelling what he was up to and narrowed his eyes in scrutiny, swaying slightly as a result. Lynly continued, “Oh! Talsgar, this is Ungahrm... the Dragonborn.” She suppressed a grimace as Ungahrm draped an arm across her shoulders, not to cop a feel, apparently, but actually using her to keep himself standing. She remained polite to the local legend, “With his adventures you could create some memorable songs, I'm certain...!”

Talsgar offered his hand to the Dragonborn and smiled warmly, “Ah, the Dragonborn himself! What tales you must have! The best stories are those of adventure. Add dragons... the lady could be onto a good idea, eh friend?”
Ungahrm attempted his best glare and superior tone, “The lady will have nothing to do with the likes of you, bard. I see you. Leave this place, unless you wish to tangle with the Dragonborn! It won't be a song you want to sing!”
Talsgar gave him a concerned look, for the man was speaking angrily but pulling an odd face. “Forgive me, Dragonborn, but it is always a great joy to meet a fellow person of the bardic profession. And a Nord, at that! I meant no ill, allow me to offer you a drink, anything you want!”
“Trying to flash your coin now? She is not so shallow, I have the power of ancient legend behind me, you won't win. How does being a wandering bard even work? Skyrim is massive, I hardly think you run into enough people to make the coin to treat the Dragonborn and his woman.” Talsgar blanched, just for a moment. “There's something not right about you, bard. I'm watching you.” Ungahrm motioned his first two fingers from his eyes to Talsgar's, allowing his menacing glare to linger while he turned away and tried to sweep his woman with him.

Lynly, however, was prying Ungahrm's heavy arm off her shoulders with a mildly disgusted look on her face. Short of shouting them both out of the tavern, there was not much he could do to save face. “To Oblivion with you then, wench! The Dragonborn has no time for the follies of bards!” and he furiously meandered his way to his room. From behind the door he could hear the pair begin a gods-damned lute duet, but he could not see the frown that had clouded the Wandering Bard's face. He was not angry for long before he fell into a mead coma, snoring like a hound.

Re: Werewolf Hunter 2.2/?

[(Anonymous)]

LOLing forever!

Ungahrm Badass is awesome as the ubiquitous drunk Nord Dovahkiin. And I love the added mystery when Talsgar whispers his werewolf hunter status :)

This has the makings of epic crack!

Re: Werewolf Hunter 2.2/?

[(Anonymous)]

author here- thank you! I'll take a while to put more up, I'm having trouble coming up with plot instead of sex haha, and I'm pretty busy for the next month.
And yes Ungahrm is a reference to the unarmed badass by Robbaz on youtube :P