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MiniFill: Ok, You Win, A Rozenn/Galmar Ficlet

[(Anonymous)]

Rozenn and Galmar strolled out of Silent Moons Camp like a pair of seasoned campaigners (which they were, having fought together to take Whiterun from the Empire, among other things) and headed slowly across Whiterun's plains, bickering about nothing in particular, as was their wont.

"I'm telling you, Galmar, I know I'm right about this," Rozenn was saying.

Galmar chuckled, and said in his most condescending tone of voice, "if you're right about that, Mammoths'll fly."

"What do you want to bet, I am right?" Rozenn countered. "I can think of several forfeits for you to do when I prove it."

They turned slightly to avoid going directly through the Giants' Camp, but Rozenn halted, turning her head, staring in through the trees at the camp. "I see giants, but no mammoths. Do you think the poachers have hit here, too?"

Galmar harrumphed, and stared into the camp, too. "Why's the giant staring into the sky?"

"What? Where?"

Galmar pointed. They stared up, eyes widening as they spotted what had caught the giant's eye. Their heads moved downwards as they followed the downward trajectory of a mammoth, which landed directly on top of a giant too stupid or too slow to get out of the way.

"Do you think... Meridia?" Rozenn asked quietly.

Galmar shook his head. They remained silent for a long time, wondering about what they had seen.

"You win, Breton," Galmar muttered at length, handing the Breton a coin purse.

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A/N: So just as I was struggling to carry my overburdened self away from Silent Moons Camp, a mammoth fell from the sky and killed a giant. I figure Meridia took it up to talk to it, and then, like with my DB, forgot that it was mortal.

Re: MiniFill: Ok, You Win, A Rozenn/Galmar Ficlet

[(Anonymous)]

Forgot tags.

Char: F!Breton!DB, Galmar Stone-Fist
Kink: crack, gen, fluff, humour

Re: MiniFill: Ok, You Win, A Rozenn/Galmar Ficlet

[(Anonymous)]

AHAHAHA, awesome.

Believe it or not I've never encountered the flying mammoth thing, but it always sounds hilarious. I did have a dead hagraven fall on me out of the blue once, though, which was terrifying. :)

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, I was hoping someone would do a flying mammoth fill. Also, yay for Rozenn! I like her. She's one of my favorites on the meme right now.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

Aw, shucks! *blushes*

Rozenn and I thank you :)

I nearly destroyed my laptop with tea when I saw the mammoth :D