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skyrimkinkmeme ([personal profile] skyrimkinkmeme) wrote2013-07-04 01:41 pm

Skyrim Page 5 - "NAKED! Naked naked naked "

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DB+Ulfric. The price for becoming a Stormcloak.

(Anonymous) 2014-02-19 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
This is something i've been mulling over for a while. I always, always play as a Stormcloak, because i really hold a grudge against the Empire for trying to kill me! Plus they're Thalmor puppets and they're basically an empire of 3 provinces, so Skyrim would be better off on it's own.

But, Ulfric really pisses me off. He's racist,the Argonians who supply his city with all their fish and do the dockwork that the Nords are too proud to do can't even live in the city proper. He's just as bad when it comes to the Khajiit but that's a Skyrim thing in general. He lets his Nord citizens harass the Dunmer, who are refugees who were gifted their homes in Windhelm by a prior High King.

He's a lousy administrator, when you have a serial killer hunting your citizens you don't just shrug and ignore it because investigating it properly would hamper your progress in the war effort.

Then there's the fact that he didn't just break his Oath of Fealty to Torygg, he killed him. And it wasn't even a fair fight, Fus Ro Dah-ing someone and then attacking them when they're recovering is not a fair fight.

And he has no concept of diplomacy, all through the peace treaty at High Hrothgar he snarls and complains. Yes, we know you have history with Elenwen but if you want to be High King of Skyrim then you have to learn how to be diplomatic.

So having said that, i always think that Ulfric's sexing up my Dragonborn or has promised him his weight in flawless diamonds/spell tomes or whatever.

Finally i get to the point. What does Ulfric offer your reluctant Dragonborn to get them to fight on his side. And since it's a kink meme what kinky shit do you dare get the future High King of Skyrim to submit to? Does ne sink to his knees and blow you when you're on his throne in Windhelm on Morndas morning at 3 am for the next year or something really filthy dirty wrong but hot?

Re: DB+Ulfric. The price for becoming a Stormcloak.

(Anonymous) 2014-02-19 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Fun fact: The Empire isn't the Thalmor's puppets. They dislike them as much as the Stormcloaks but from a political standpoint, antagonizing a group that nearly destroyed you isn't smart. Not when you are weak so creating a pact between them allows you time to recover enough to strike back but at the same time watch them. It's the only really smart move to do, almost like how Germany, in World War I, surrendered because all sides were exhausted and America coming in would just ensure a sweep they couldn't deal with.

And flipping with Ulfric. He actually doesn't say, at any point, anything against the other races. It's all hearsay (though I don't doubt some of it). His mind is more focused on the war which really shows he is a born leader in an Army, not a city. But anyways, regardless before I drag this on, I'm not dissing you or your prompt just putting out a reminder that there is a lot of things deeper within the game than the face value given.


As for your actual prompt, a manipulating Ulfric Stormcloak I will always support, especially when it's to bed a woman/man.

Re: DB+Ulfric. The price for becoming a Stormcloak.

(Anonymous) 2014-02-20 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I always wondered why neither Cyrodill nor Skyrim seems to be considering an alliance with Hammerfell, considering that the Redguards have defeated the Thalmor once. The culture of the Nords and the Redguards is very similar, they both value strength in battle and view magic with suspicion.