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Give me your crazy, your Cracky Dragonborns.

[(Anonymous)]

So this week after my cat Fluff decided to wrap himself around my new crystal and purr like a motorcycle when i played Khajiit like to sneak on my phone, i made him into a Dragonborn. Fluff the Khajiit, orphaned during the great war, named because "he's so FLUFFY" and i plan to have him hang on to every gem he finds and drop them on his bead to sleep on. That's my brand of crazy cracked out Dovahkiin, what's yours?

Re: Give me your crazy, your Cracky Dragonborns.

[(Anonymous)]

I have Ludovico 'Trouble' SomethingDunmery. Really, 'SomthingDunmery' is his last name. His first name is Ludovico because his father was an Imperial. Really he is from house Telvanni but he's their black sheep, always running around getting into trouble and dabbling in necromancy. They're kind of give him a silent nod for the necromancy but they forbid him to use the name Telvanni when he's out doing stupid things, so he goes by 'SomthingDunmery' instead.

He has a bad attitude and is unnerved by the sight of cabbage. Something about the unnatural texture. He likes beards though, so Skyrim is an emotionally challenging place for him.

Then my sister made and Argonian called 'Flicks-Boogers-Far'... supposedly that was what he was arrested by Tullius for, for flicking snot at the soldiers. Alas, Flicks didn't really get much of a story beyond that...

Re: Give me your crazy, your Cracky Dragonborns.

[(Anonymous)]

Hahahahah Flicks-Boogers-Far.

I have many DBs with many stupid names, most of them are not funny though.

Shows-Her-Ass... no points for guessing her race... inspired obvs by the work of the great playwright Crassius Curio. I was going to write a story about her as a saucy barmaid but I never got around to it

A friend created an Oblivion character named Casty McSpell

Then there's good old Flaccidus, my less-than-impressive Imperial, and my Nord farmer... Skruffi Nerf-Herder.

Re: Give me your crazy, your Cracky Dragonborns.

[(Anonymous)]

This is the best thing I've read all week, hands down.